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    Draco Malfoy lives a simple life. Go to college, throw some snark at resident golden boy Harry Potter and his homophobic posse, judge the remainder of the living population with Pansy, go home, jack off to aforementioned golden boy in the shower, crawl into bed with a book and a cup of tea. Rinse and repeat.

    Until he and Potter get stuck in a closet together, and things get a whole lot less simple.

    Really quickly.

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    Eggsy squirms under Harry's hands. “Stop being a gentleman and fuck me.”

    “Eggsy,” says Harry in a low voice. “I’m going to be a gentleman and fuck you.”

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    29 Sep 2017

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    "They think you paid me to be here," hisses Eggsy.

    Harry stares at him. "I made your favorite dinner and I have to let your wretched beast sleep on the bed for a month," he says flatly.

    "No, they think you paid me to be here," says Eggsy.

    "My dear boy," says Harry, "do you think all these third wives married my classmates out of the purity of their affections?"

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    29 Sep 2017

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    “Oh, my God,” Roxy mutters, giving up her usual decorum in favour of slumping her head into her hands. “We’re going to be married, you idiot.”

    Oh. Oh.

    “Not if that’s how you’re gonna ask me,” Eggsy tells her indignantly. “Honestly, Rox, is the romance gone already?”

    (Or: Roxy and Eggsy have to play at being married for a mission. Meanwhile, Eggsy struggles to understand just why, exactly, Harry has been acting so rotten lately.)

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    28 Sep 2017

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    In which Rhys and Handsome Jack get creative.

    "Okay, this fucking sucks," Jack shouts, almost blowing out the little CL4P-TP's speakers. He tries to cross his arms and can't; they're too far apart and not long enough. "Are you laughing at me? Rhys! Are you fucking--"

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    14 Sep 2017