- Homestuck (2)
Your name is Jane Crocker and you have never been so happy! You are especially happy that Jake English is your boyfriend now, and that means you get to do enthusiastic and mutually pleasurable baby-making with him!
You are "sure" that the content warnings attached to this piece are only meant to lend an air of drama, and have nothing whatsoever to do with the actual events chronicled herein!
"So adult trolls have a very different relation with kids than adult humans - often malign or parasitic. That said, I want some adult-troll/kid-troll noncon."