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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    Adventures of the Bittle family. Slice-of-life, set in the thirteen days leading up to Halloween 2029.

    Based on the 13 Days of Halloween prompts.

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    01 Nov 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Perfect Halloween stories. Honestly one of the best compulations of oneshots I have ever read. Bitty and Jack have babies and its perfect and Shitty and Lardo are the best damn aunt and uncle and its perfect and Ransom and Holster have a baby and its perfect. Fuck. This fic is totes perf.

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    Bitty isn't feeling like himself. He hasn't baked in three days. It's probably just the flu. Probably.

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    10 Oct 2016

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    Bitty meets Jack on a Saturday morning at approximately the asscrack of dawn about a month after he officially adopts Therese. He knows who he is, of course, was heartbroken when the Falconers were knocked out of the playoffs in the second round.

    Any other day, he would be shocked and excited. Today, however, he’s too tired to really care who walks into the shop. All he cares about is the fact that Therese is still fussing and it’s seven in the morning and he still hasn’t had any coffee. “I’ll be right with you, just give me a minute to get this little princess calm.”

    And apparently Jack Zimmermann is some sort of Disney prince, because he responds with, “Do you want any help? You look exhausted and I’m pretty good with kids?”

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    01 Oct 2016

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    We hear lots of terrible parenting stories in response to kids coming out. But if Rule Number One is "Mama Loves You," then it can go a whole lot better than that.

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    08 May 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I don't have enough characters to truly explain how much I love this series.
    This means so much to me personally, as well as, as a member of this fandom. These stories so perfectly explain why I love Check Please! and everything it stands for.

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    "Jack is 100% sure he’s about to throw up, pass out, or have a panic attack. Maybe all three at once."

    In which Shitty is the world's greatest best man, Jack is a nervous wreck on his wedding day, and Bitty finally gets legal recognition of his right to touch Jack Zimmermann's butt.

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    23 Mar 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Zimbits beautiful, heartfelt wedding!!!!!