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    Down in the arena, the triumphant gladiator places his foot on the back of the loser, holding him there as he waits for instruction on his next move. Kill or let live. It’s barbaric, really, the bloodlust involved in this sport. Louis is pretty sure that if it wasn’t for his distaste for the killing there would be a lot more blood soaking that sand.

    As it is, his father rarely gives the kill order anymore. He gives the order to let the loser live. Louis rolls his eyes, turning away. He doesn’t miss the way the gladiator’s eyes linger on him.

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    The door bangs open with a satisfyingly loud noise. Mick strolls into the room, gun hoisted over his shoulder, uncaring of who might be waiting to ambush him.

    He’s tired of ambushes. Let them try it if they want. It’s been too long since he’s properly burned anything anyway.

    “Think you’ve got something of mine in here,” he drawls. There’s only a handful of people in the room, doctors and technicians by the looks of things. Mick had made his way through the real security on the way in, and part of him is still reveling in it, the violence and the chaos.

    It had been fun. Not as much fun as being able to set the entire building on fire, but there’s something here he’s come for and he’s not leaving until he gets it.

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    Harry’s drunk when the idea occurs to him. He’s also a pop star, so sometimes his drunk ideas turn into actual things instead of just ideas. The clone-a-willy kit is one of them.

    In Harry’s defense, when he first thinks about it his intention is just to buy the kit and give it to Louis to make his own dildo with, because that’s what he wants anyway, right? To have a penis filling him up?

    Then he realizes that it would be weird if Louis made a copy of his own dick to fuck himself with. It’d be super weird. Louis fucking himself? That’s a weird idea. Harry’s pretty sure Louis wouldn’t like that.

    Clearly the only solution here is to use his own dick for the mold.

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    As a general rule, kitten hybrids are small and disinterested in what other people want them to do, slightly evil and at least a little manipulative. Louis prides himself on being all of those things to varying degrees, but especially on being uninterested in what other people tell him to do. He’s still human goddammit, despite his pointy ears and penchant for curling up in the sun and taking naps.

    He’s going about his daily business, knocking things over where he sees fit and leaving a trail of mess in his wake. As exasperated as it makes Liam he’s used to it by now, having shared a flat with Louis for almost three years now, and if Louis whines enough he’ll even clean up after him. It’s a great life, really.

    With the exception of Liam’s stupid, broad shouldered, entirely too big mate, the one who always comes over to watch sports with him. Louis hates that guy. His hair is always greasy and he brings weird hipster beer with him when he comes that tastes like shit. And he won’t even let Louis have any of it, either. The only reason Louis even knows what it tastes like is because one time he stole a bottle from the fridge and fled to his room before Harry could catch him.

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    He’s loud, Louis is, and that’s far from unusual for him, but the volume of it still has Harry pulling back the curtain. There’s a half-formed thought in the back of his brain about telling Louis off, because it’s fucking half three in the morning, but then.

    But then Harry’s eyes get stuck on the soft glint of Louis’ stubble in the light, and he’s making his way across the room before he even realizes it.

    Louis, for his part, just tips his chin up to give Harry space and keeps talking, waving the joint in his hand around for emphasis. He doesn’t even bother to greet Harry, going on with his story to his semi-rapt audience, just settles a hand in between Harry’s shoulder blades and pushes him down firmly.

    Harry just. Relaxes. His eyes slip closed, pushing his entire face into that spot underneath Louis’ chin, where his hair is still growing, neat and prickly. The scent of Louis’ cologne drifts into Harry’s nose, light and fresh, and it’s calming. Comforting. His breathing syncs up with Louis’ quickly, and Harry feels so much better than he had five minutes ago he almost wants to cry.

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    Harry blinks once. And blinks again. And says, his voice dangerous: “Niall, did you get me a mail-order bride?”

    Because what the actual fuck. It kind of looks like Niall’s just purchased a person. For Harry.

    Niall blinks back at him for a few moments, before throwing his head back and howling with laughter. Harry throws a pillow at him. Hard. “No, what the fuck, Harry.”

    “A prostitute then?” Harry also doesn't want a prostitute.

    “Of course not!”

    “A stripper?”

    “No!”

    Damn, he’s running out of ideas. He settles for launching another pillow at Niall’s head. Niall bats it away easily, still laughing. “Stop!”

    “What did you get me, then?!” Niall must hear the tinge of hysteria in his voice, because he’s pulling himself together, trying to stop himself from laughing.

    There’s still a big grin on his face, though, when he says, “I got you a professional cuddler.”

    A professional…what. “What?”

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    22 Feb 2017

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    Mick wasn't looking for anything when he saved the new kid. Len wasn't expecting to give as much of himself as he did in return. Neither were expecting their meeting to turn into a bond like nothing they'd ever felt. Unfortunately, Leonard has also caught the eye of Nicholas Santini, first son of the notorious crime family running half of Central City, and Nicholas seems intent on using Leonard's impressive skill set for his own goals. Now Mick might be the only thing Len can rely on as he gets drawn deeper and deeper into the criminal underworld and tries to make his own way.

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    1 Feb 2017

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    Everybody's always wanted a chance to live out their wildest childhood dreams.

    It just so happens that Leonard Snart, mild-mannered structural engineer, dreamed of being a comic-book style supervillain.

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    27 Jan 2017

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    Lisa sets off a competition to see who can post the most ridiculous stuff on their Instagram.

    Len would just like to point out that explanations and context are very important to remember here.

    [Sequel to Green Arrow and supersonicpunch. Reading that one first is recommended.]

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    25 Jan 2017

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    Right, so: here’s the thing. Mick’s not stalking the new kid, and if anyone says he is, then he’s going to be forced to take offense.

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    There's nothing wrong with making an ally in juvie, especially when your superpowers compliment each others' so very well.

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    23 Jan 2017

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