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    The Winchesters always complicate things. Feelings and loyalties in particular. Finding yourself fighting against them in a civil war doesn't help.

    A year after the end of the fighting Castiel is no longer a knight. He drifts though life, purposeless and ashamed, not even knowing whether Dean and Sam are still alive. Until Dean turns up, cocky as ever and even more prosperous, with an offer from the Princess of the land.

    And perhaps the fighting isn't over yet after all...

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    Chapters:
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    45
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    5
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    "So this is the grand plan." Sam handed Castiel his coffee, poured another cup for himself, and leaned back against the counter. "You turn Castiel into a girl and...?"

    "Your red-blooded closeted brother works out that, if Castiel had had this fine rack all along, he would have hit on the angel from day two and been banging her after a week." Gabriel bowed with a flourish. "And that's before they got around to ticking off every single page in the 'mutual self-sacrifice' section of TV tropes. It's a narrative impossibility that this could fail."

    Sam wondered if it was too early in the day for popcorn.

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    188
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    30
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    2019
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    Dean Winchester has the perfect life.

    Look, forget all that canon crap, that never happened. He's got his husband, they're curled up in bed together, nobody's dead, that's all gone away. And he's not letting that go. Not even if he knows there's a djinn involved. He's happy to stay in here and die, okay? It's better than the real world anyway.

    ... but if Castiel knows...

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    42
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    199
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    25
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    1237
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    Sam has a perfect (if manic) girlfriend. Life is looking up. Now if only Dean would stop being an overprotective dick about who she dates.

    Fortuately, Castiel and Gabrielle have a plan to trick Dean into being civil. Even more fortunately, Sam has a plan to keep Gabrielle... sort of polite... in return. More or less. Or at least punish her if she goes too far. The remote just fits in her pocket, too.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1377
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    This is what happens when Gabriel gets bored while his favourite human toys are sleeping. Or, this is what happens when letzi prompts me with the 'lik the bred' meme and Gabriel's oral fixation.

    ... and then my brain wouldn't stop churning them out. and majesticduxk joined in.

    Utter, utter crack.

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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    1532
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    “I don’t need an excuse,” Sam grumbled loudly to the air. “What I need is a foot massage and a damned night off.”
    She had one blissful, peaceful moment to regret saying that.
    Then there was a tiny delighted adorable person in an aggressively violet (non-uniform) skirt trying to remove her shoes in the middle of the store.
    Gabrielle.”
    It didn’t sound like a convincing reprimand, even to herself.
    “My goddess needs her feet rubbed,” Gabrielle declared, busy with laces. “It cannot wait.”
    “Your ability to pronounce italics never ceases to impress,” said Sam. “Uh. Sorry, sir, I’ll be with you in a minute. My colleague gets a bit mad when she has to work the opening shift.”
    “Madly in love with you.”

     

    In which the day starts with Gabrielle flopping dramatically all over the place and whining about having to work at 5:30 am, and ends with naked cuddles and Sam's breasts getting named.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    849
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    “… Um. Gabrielle. Please stop touching my hair.”
    “It is not your hair now, Sammy. It is mine. I have adopted it and I shall take home and raise it as my own.”
    “Uh.”
    “Look, it loves me already. All these full gorgeous locks. It wants to be petted, don’t you, beautiful?”
    “… Gabrielle.”
    “I shall name it Marjorie.”
    “What?”
    “Marjorie and I will be very happy together.”

    Or, the AU in which Samantha Winchester is the shift manager at a pet store and the new hire is instantly and completely and flamboyantly in love. Possibly with Sam's hair.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    684
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    Gabriel is jerking off and texting Sam, teasing him. Sam promises to get him back for it, makes Gabriel wait for him and then pays Gabriel back tenfold.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    225
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2710
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    Inspired by this delicious prompt by i-forgot-adam:

    Soulmate AU where you know the last name of your soulmate. Sam’s is ‘Novak’ and Cas’ is ‘Winchester’.

    They become college roommates and things are awkward as fuck because tbh they feel nothing for each other in that way at all. The feelings Cas is developing to Sam are more friendly than romantic.

    Then they meet the other’s brother.

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    85
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    A few weeks after Sam managed to turn a ridiculous situation to his advantage (literally being offered as a sacrifice to a pagan god, because apparently this is his life), Coyote turns up at Stanford to keep his end of the bargain: that is, handing over the yellow-eyed demon responsible for Mary Winchester’s death. Getting back in touch with Dean and Dad to end their vengeance quest changes things for the better. So does settling down in a house off-campus with his brother and his new friends - Jo, Jess, and Charlie, and an annoying pagan god who keeps popping up to get on Dean’s nerves. But the apocalypse is not to be so easily derailed… and why does Coyote refuse to lend a hand?

    Series
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    English
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    85,008
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    98
    Kudos:
    308
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    3074
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    Gabriel is the best at flirting. He's awesome. He's magical. He... can't get that cute floppy-haired art student to notice him. Not even when he draws dicks on his coffee cup every morning. What's the most adorable barista in the world to do?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    278
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    1554
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    Coda to 12x03-04 simultaneously. The spaces between words spoken in this family, in text and by voice.

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    12
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    96
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    There are some things that just offend Gabriel's sense of good writing. Torturing Sam once, three times, maybe fifty or so, fine, but by now? That's just old hat.

    Also, he was far more creative than this. Just for the record.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    192
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1194
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    "When Gabriel Milton was sent to Misselthwaite Manor to live with his uncle, everybody said he was the most disagreeable-looking child ever seen. It was true, too..."

    And so we begin. But of course, at Misselthwaite in Yorkshire this poor, neglected, highly spoiled child from British India learns a new interest in the world, in the company of three other boys he meets there.

    A Secret Garden fusion.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    56,289
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    718
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    In which somebody decides to offer Stanford-era!Sam up to a certain bloody pagan god at equinox. Guess how well that goes for them.

    (And hey, just because he's not going to cut Sam's throat doesn't mean that this particular god isn't up for some ravishing.)

    Of course, this is Sam Winchester we're talking about, so he's going to figure out a way to turn this situation to his own advantage.

    Series
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    English
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    8,308
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    115
    Kudos:
    521
    Bookmarks:
    81
    Hits:
    5217
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    BECAUSE THAT IS THE BEST TROPE STRUCTURE OKAY

    right so the premise is

    guys

    Mary, when she died, was one year younger than Charlie when she died.
    They are both now alive and in the bunker.
    We know nothing about Mary's preferences beyond 'the cupids made her fall in love with John'.
    So.... how much can we break Sam and Dean's brains by having their 'little sister' hook up with their angelic idealised mother?

    LET'S SEE.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    6,881
    Chapters:
    4/7
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    675
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    The morning after a night before. Dean wakes up beside his best friend, and is an expert at freaking out. But some things are more important than that.

    (Like, cuddles.)

    Inspired by this gifset of sleepy Dean.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    230
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1401
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    Gabriel adopts a baby dragon. Which everybody else thinks is a lizard. Especially the big tall handsome broody hero Sam. But Gabriel BELIEVES.

    Aka, a Galavant fusion, hoorah!

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    801
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    Oh dear, Sam and Gabriel just HAD to pretend to be a couple to get into this couples therapy retreat thingie. Probably because there was a monster somewhere, idk, who cares honestly. Now they have to sit through group counselling sessions. Could there be anything that they need to talk about?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    197
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1506
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    Gabriel stumbles through a wardrobe in a spare room, into a magical land where it is always winter. There he meets a young Faun called Sam, who has reasons of his own to invite him back to his cave for tea...

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,062
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    345

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