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  1. Rec *

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    Phil Coulson was an Eagle Scout. Not everyone knows this about him, but no one is ever surprised to learn it. He tries to take that as a compliment, not a commentary on his perceived wholesomeness or white-bread-ness or whatever. But sometimes, he wants to grab people by the shoulders and scream, “Do you even know what being an Eagle Scout means? I had to learn about citizenship from the mayor! My Eagle Project involved snow removal in three counties! I got a goddamned badge in bugling!!”

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    15 Feb 2018

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    Drug testing at Pearson Hardman does not have its desired preventative effect. (Sex, drugs, and a little bit of Soul.)

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    31 Jan 2018

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    As far as Clint is concerned, Coulson makes him feel better about pretty much anything, no matter how much of a chronic fuckup he is.

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    23 Jan 2018

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    Left at the hospital, injured and penniless, Clint tries to find his way to another circus, or some other means of supporting himself, but makes a few decisions that end up costing him. He's pretty much given up on ever making something of his life when he's in the wrong place at the wrong time, witness to an assassination. As it turns out, that's the best luck he's had in years. (Alternately, for those of you who know what this refers to: the obligatory hooker AU.)

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    14 Jan 2018

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    When Fury decides to go back into the field for a one-time op, Hill assigns Clint to act as his bodyguard in case he ditches his security detail (again). He does, but apart from that nothing goes as planned.

    Or: the one where Clint ends up accidentally bonded to Fury, who’s already bonded to Phil (not that Clint is supposed to know that).

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    07 Jan 2018