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    I taught both my boys to appreciate formula and exactitude — expression is messy, expression is trite, expression is boring. What could I possibly say on a day like today? That no parent should ever bury her child is as insulting as it is obvious, and my dears, I abhor the obvious.

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    689
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    1/1
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    909
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    When Mycroft Holmes lost his virginity at age sixteen to the groundskeeper’s rough-hewn daughter while home from Eton for the summer, it came as rather a surprise.

    Thirty-two years in an unconventional romance.

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    4,295
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    1/1
    Comments:
    53
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    136
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    3883
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    “I can do it, John. What Mr. Norbury did. Only better, I think.”

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    2,583
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    1/1
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    238
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    4740
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    Cooking’s just chemistry and time management.

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    2,351
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    123
    Kudos:
    517
    Bookmarks:
    152
    Hits:
    9034
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    Hang the miracle - can John Watson survive another round of Sherlock Holmes?

    Series
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    10,300
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    274
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    6984
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    John doesn't know what he's found beneath Sherlock's floorboards, but he'll be damned if he's going to give it up.

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    2,444
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    361
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    7218
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    It’s just that he gets so tense running the country.

    Words:
    221
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    1294
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    If John were to imagine Sherlock as a woman, he might have pictured someone who looked less like a spotty twelve year old trying to imitate her far lovelier elder sister.

    Words:
    5,315
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    45
    Kudos:
    196
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    6331
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    John wants to blame Moriarty. Kitty Riley. The press. The Yard. Lestrade. Anderson and Donovan. Bloody Mycroft. But John knows the truth.

    This is his own damn fault.

    Series
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    8,134
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    402
    Bookmarks:
    40
    Hits:
    10725
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    Regular people, normal people, people like good, warm, tea-making, hair-stroking John, they have visible pulses, pulses that slow and quicken, pulses tied to their emotions and their brains and their life forces. Pulses attached to whatever animates them.

    Sherlock has no such time-keeping.

    Series
    Words:
    5,916
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    475
    Bookmarks:
    95
    Hits:
    15696
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    "Initially, he wanted to be a pirate." - Mycroft Holmes, A Scandal in Belgravia

    Sherlock is six years old when he begins to travel the world collecting treasure.

    Words:
    1,481
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    59
    Kudos:
    190
    Bookmarks:
    44
    Hits:
    2573
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    Age happens. This is not Sherlock's area.

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    7,869
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    101
    Kudos:
    750
    Bookmarks:
    202
    Hits:
    15092
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    “You should grow a moustache,” Sherlock said.

    In which there is a small disagreement.

    Words:
    1,440
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    231
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    4826
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    Summary

    Sherlock and John help each other out.

    Words:
    2,394
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    32
    Kudos:
    290
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    5133
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    When Sherlock comes down with the flu, he's nothing at all like John might have imagined him. For swtalmnd's MMaM prompt.

    Words:
    2,391
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    588
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    12228
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    Sally Donovan didn’t daydream of being a police officer when she was young.

    Words:
    2,107
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    119
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1746
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    In which John meets old friends for a pint and Sherlock reads too much.

    Words:
    4,573
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    82
    Kudos:
    690
    Bookmarks:
    141
    Hits:
    15817
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    Summary

    Fixing.

    Words:
    687
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    2676
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    John grows a moustache. This disturbs Sherlock.

    Words:
    2,295
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    315
    Bookmarks:
    59
    Hits:
    5871
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    Sherlock predicts nectar flow the same way he deduces a murder, but he harvests the honey like John coddles the dog.

    Words:
    4,330
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    99
    Kudos:
    547
    Bookmarks:
    143
    Hits:
    9886

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