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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    The year is 9:26.

    Varric is spymaster for his brother Bartrand in the Merchant's Guild. He's never published a book, never wielded his signature crossbow, and never had his heart broken by a certain ingenious Smith girl named Bianca.

    This is the story he will never tell.

    (A super canon-adherent attempt at recreating Varric's backstory from all the half-truths and misdirections. Rated T for sensuality and bad words lol.)

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    15 Apr 2015

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    "She spins, plucking strings, matching wits and words, an admiral who will never send ships of her own."

    In which Cullen quits lyrium, falls in love, plays chess, falls out of love, finds himself a fool, and goes to war with Josephine Montilyet.

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    06 Apr 2015

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    An apostate's guide to popular fiction.

    (Or: Hawke runs headlong into Cassandra's book club, Varric comes along for the ride.)

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    22 Feb 2015

  4. Public Bookmark 88

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    Corypheus is dead, safety and security are restored to Thedas, and the Inquisition has new work to do ... After the events of "Side by Side", new challenges await. Contains spoilers for "Side by Side", "By His Side", and of course the game itself. From various viewpoints, but mostly the two main characters. Also, smut. Lots of smut.

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    08 Feb 2015

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    For the kink meme prompt:

    Josephine holds an Orlesian-style ball at Skyhold and everyone is to attend masked and out of uniform. Trevelyan decides that this is the perfect time to blow off some steam without giving anyone reason to brag about having slept with the Herald of Andraste, so she finds a partner for some masked, inebriated, anonymous sex.

    Unfortunately, she didn't realize that her stressed out, buttoned-down Commander had the same idea...

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    06 Feb 2015