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  1. Public Bookmark 55

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    How not to be a man, and other life lessons from Jack Rackham, quartermaster.

    (or: the origins of Jack + Anne + Vane.)

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    07 Sep 2017

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    “Babe,” Mitch says, collapsing onto the couch. “Matts, I just got hit on by the hottest barista I’ve ever seen in my life."
    “Nice.” Auston high fives him.

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    17 Aug 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    “Welcome to Card Counting 101.”

    They drop their backpacks and settle into the seats across from where Jaro’s things are.

    “It’s an artform,” Jaro says, unboxing some cards. “And a science.” He starts to shuffle them and Tyler can barely keep his eyes off the way his fingers fold around the cards. “There are rules to follow, probabilities, and counting, of course.” He starts to deal the cards – a three, five, ten, jack, ten, ace. “But there’s always the unexpected, the human side of things. Which is more than half the fun.”

    He keeps flipping cards over as he talks.

    “The things I’m about to teach you were passed down from my brothers before me and their brothers before them. And, if you follow the rules, we’re gonna make a lot of fucking money.”

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    10 Jul 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    "Sometimes we got to tie him up to the bed and he'll get better when he's tied down."

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    08 Jul 2017

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    Ninety percent of everyone's problems could be solved by a robot that just texted NO to hockey players on a regular basis. Unfortunately, Sidney didn't have a robot.

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    03 Jul 2017