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    @thatduckingcharlie: question, am i a funfetti cake or a molten lava cake? let’s call in a cake expert, thoughts @adambanks23?

    Or: Charlie and Adam in the spotlight.

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    25 Dec 2016

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    Alternatively, “Kent and Alexei’s Guide on How to Screw Around and (Not) Talk about Feelings”

    The year in which Kent Parson, famous NHL player and renowned (read: lonely) party animal, reads trashy erotic novels, fails to learn Russian from Alexei’s mom through elaborate contemporary dance, co-adopts a dog, and fucks his way into domesticity and, surprisingly, a functional relationship.

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    28 Nov 2016

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    The first time it happens is right after Kent, with a fresh C on his jersey, scores his first hat trick of the season. The guys all come over to Kent's place after for drinks and to clap him on the back. Even once the ones with WAGs leave, the party still goes well into the night, and at some point, Kent ends up in Jeff's lap.

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    28 Nov 2016

  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    Kent comes out. The team takes it surprisingly well.

    Perhaps too well, honestly.

    In which Kent is showered in blind dates by his team. A bunch of times when it goes wrong, and once when it goes right.

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    4 Jul 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 19

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    Kent was going to lose this fucking faceoff, all because of his stupid fucking teeth. He could feel them trying to elongate behind his mouth guard as he bent over the ice, gripping his stick with a loose readiness that had long become second nature. He should have been concentrating everything on detecting the slightest indication the ref was going to drop the puck, but instead… he was fighting with his teeth.

    He felt the ref start to shift. Screw it, the mouth guard would hide most of it anyway. He grinned, wide and feral, across the faceoff circle at his opponent, and, yeah, maybe he growled. He didn’t care; he let the adrenaline take him as the puck hit the ice the barest second before his stick connected, and then he was flying.

    God, Kent loved hockey.

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    4 Jul 2016