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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    He is a genetically enhanced assassin responsible for history-shaping catastrophes worldwide -- and he cannot escape the persistence of a teenager. Apparently, he is a sucker for people that possess fondness for the color purple and archery.

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    29 Oct 2014

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    Things are good, he decides as he puts a pot of water on the stove to sanitize Natasha’s dildo. They have a good repertoire between them, with Steve, and fucking at night breaks up the monotony and stress of searching for Bucky during the day. It’s a good system, as far as Sam’s concerned.
    And then the box shows up.

    In which Sam gets a mysterious package from a mysterious person and, after a spell of feelings and a trip to Switzerland, both of those mysterious things get used quite a bit, much to everyone's delight.

    (This is a sequel to By Any Other Name and will make more sense if you read that first, but if you don't want to, this fic will still work fine as a stand-alone. Just check the notes for some cursory details.)

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    28 Oct 2014

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    The Avengers play truth or dare. Then just Steve and Bucky play.

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    28 Oct 2014

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    Clint starts a lingerie store. It makes sense at the time. (No, it doesn't.)

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    27 Oct 2014

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    Kate has definitely considered what would happen if she ended up in a dude's body before, but it was, like, Noh-Varr, or maybe James Deen. Somebody whose ride you'd want to take for a test drive. Kate loves Clint, but let's be real: there's only one place she's going to carry this metaphor, and that's the car wash.

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    26 Oct 2014