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  1. Public Bookmark 85

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    Rhys tries to get on the couch, maybe sit with Jack’s feet in his lap or tucked under his thigh, but as soon as his butt touches the cushion Jack clicks his tongue like one would at an animal and uses his feet to push Rhys onto the floor.

    “Uh uh, no pets on the furniture. You know better than that, kitten.” He doesn’t even look up from his tablet.

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    OR: just straight up filth.

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    14 Aug 2015

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    There’s a man looking up at Will, who has clearly been distracted from - Oh. Throwing limbs into the river. Human limbs. Lovely, he thinks sarcastically. Then he thinks it again because it actually is kind of lovely. The man looks confident. At ease with what he is. He’s kinda hot, too.

    Or: Will tries to jump off a bridge but ends up offering himself up to a cannibalistic serial killer...as you do.

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    02 Jul 2013

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    For the avengerkink prompt, "Hulk gives someone the shovel talk."

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    29 Jun 2013

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    "Were you worried?" Tony says. "That's sweet. That is always so adorable when the big guy worries about me."

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    25 Jun 2013

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    In which Sherlock fantasizes about Watson even more than usual, has a few awkward conversations, and finds himself in a very pleasant situation. (Where by "pleasant," I mean "D/s-y," and by "situation," I mean "partnership.")

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    16 Jun 2013

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