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    08 Oct 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 37

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    “I knew it,” Jake hisses, her blade nicking his Adam’s apple. “All these years you’ve had an elaborate plot to kill me, working the long game with your kicking me ‘in your sleep’ and ‘accidentally’ using the fabric softener that gives me hives. What else did I miss, huh? You try smothering me with a pillow when I was sick? Put arsenic in my mashed potatoes?” Jake gasps dramatically at his own hypothesizing. “That roast last Thursday should have been my tip-off. I should have realized then you were done waiting for me to get wise.”

    Amy’s face falls, but she keeps the knife pressed heavily against his throat. “What? You sound ridiculous, and FYI, I worked really hard on that pot roast.”

    “Yeah, about 45 minutes too hard. That meat was so dry, I– ACK, not the face! Not my face!” Jake shrieks as Amy slashes his left cheek.

    (or, a gratuitous “Mr. & Mrs. Smith” AU)

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    05 Oct 2017

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    A series of VERY NON-CANON silly crossovers between the Star To Steer By universe and other things.

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    30 Aug 2017

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    Obi-Wan narrowed his eyes. "Who are you?" He asked, hoping a direct question would yield answers. The old man seemed adept at side-stepping information when asked a bit more deftly. “I’ve never heard of a Master with your level of talent.”

     

     

     

    The old man seemed surprised. “If you’ve never heard of one like me, then what good would my name be? You wouldn’t know it.”

     

    Obi-Wan felt a flare of irritation, and quickly squashed it. The old man blinked, as if he hadn’t expected to feel that, and he smiled, sadly. “My name is Luke,” he said, as if a peace offering.

     

    The force trilled in his ear, and Obi-Wan frowned. "Luke what?" He asked, and the old man, this Luke, smiled wryly.

     

    "Luke Skywalker.”

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    23 May 2017

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    Jyn looks to the disappearing horizon and thinks, The Force is with me, I am one with the Force. The Force is with me, I am one with the Force. The Force is strong with me, I am –

    Jyn wakes up in her Wobani prison cell, panting and a scream dying in her throat.

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    22 May 2017