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    When CAPTAIN AMERICA walks into the precinct, Jake staples his finger and doesn't realize it for like, six hours. He can only be happy that Scully and Hitchcock leave every day they can at 4:48pm so that they couldn’t bring shame upon the family.

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    English
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    1/1
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    2
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    88
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    329
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    66
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    2984
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    Jake babysits Gina and Charles's kids.

    Language:
    English
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    1,475
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
    Comments:
    16
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    95
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    7
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    703
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    This is where I'm keeping all the drabbles from tumblr. Note the very thought-provoking title.

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    English
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    7,138
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1632
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    The Avengers have been de-aged. Phil's not really sure how this is his life.

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    English
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    17
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    970
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    Tú eras Romeo, estabas arrojando guijarros y mi padre dijo: «Aléjate de Julieta», y yo estaba llorando en una escalera, suplicándote: «Por favor, no te vayas».

    Language:
    Español
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    9,074
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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    8
    Hits:
    376
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    In which Stephanie Rogers is a good girl, not an obedient one, so nobody's surprised she gets mixed up with that no-good Barnes kid. More a series of vignettes than a full story.

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    English
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    2,602
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    1077
    Bookmarks:
    215
    Hits:
    10226
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    screaming-till-im-numb:

     

    I want someone to write a book where Mermaids are the women thrown off ships when the sailors got afraid because having a woman on the boat is bad luck. And as they sink to the bottom legs tied together they change slowly until they can breath, until they can use their tied up legs to swim. And they drown sailors in revenge, luring them in by singing in their husky voices still stinging from the salt water they breathed.

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    English
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    1,656
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    26
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    419
    Bookmarks:
    138
    Hits:
    3080
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    “I stole your bed,” Jim said. He was not, Spock noted, reproachful or embarrassed, merely stating the fact.

    Language:
    English
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    2,599
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    47
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    452
    Bookmarks:
    73
    Hits:
    5888
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    Thorin is going to keep her.

    Language:
    English
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    1,191
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    35
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    430
    Bookmarks:
    105
    Hits:
    15365
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    Bilbo has been many things, but something to be kept has never been one of them.

    Language:
    English
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    1,671
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    54
    Kudos:
    504
    Bookmarks:
    124
    Hits:
    6295
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    As was so often the case with Jim Kirk, the worst case scenario did not merit contemplation.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,680
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2924
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    From the prompts over at tumblr

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,585
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    272
    Bookmarks:
    36
    Hits:
    3333
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    Winona Kirk outlived two husbands and two sons. Troubled Romulans really aren't a match.

    (or: AOS if it had been Winona, not Jim)

    Language:
    English
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    10,642
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    231
    Bookmarks:
    67
    Hits:
    2956
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    Spock met Jim when he was 7 and Jim was 6. It has since been generally agreed that this was a mistake (or: the one where they grow up together and things are simultaneously better and worse for it).

    Language:
    English
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    57,648
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    888
    Kudos:
    3901
    Bookmarks:
    1585
    Hits:
    109222
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    I am taking prompts over at my tumblr and collecting them here. I am pretty hardcore ot3.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,357
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    114
    Kudos:
    326
    Bookmarks:
    60
    Hits:
    7516
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    Ragnar and Athelstan meet again, a decade since Athelstan was stolen from him.

    Language:
    English
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    1,411
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    36
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2972
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    This is for tumbling_up who wanted a dark pwp. I mean, for this fandom, is there any other kind?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,883
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    74
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    4104
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    "What happened to the boy, when he jumped?"
    "He became a trained killer in Her Majesty's Secret Service," Q tells him, dryly, and Bond chuckles.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    3,723
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    277
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    4427
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    The Avengers have been de-aged. Phil's not really sure how this is his life.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,314
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    363
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    6195
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    This is not his Jim, but he will have him nonetheless.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    527
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    4343

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