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    The Potters had not been pleased when their darling, precious, sweet little boy decided at the tender age of three that he would be marrying Draco Malfoy.

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    Spock was able, at any given moment, to understand at least 50% of whatever it was Montgomery Scott was doing at any given moment.

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    The war is in her.

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    “Jim Kirk.”
    Jim whipped around so fast most of his drink ended up on Spock, who was reaching for the phaser that wasn’t there. The Enterprise crew was parting like the biblical seas before Moses, and Jim could feel the temperature dropping.
    “Mom,” Jim croaked.

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    “She stole your jizz,” Ray said dully, sitting on the couch. Fraser was pressing a cup of tea into Ray’s hands, and Ray took it because it was easier than explaining that actually tea didn’t solve the world’s ills.

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    They’re brothers, as far as everyone knows. Bucky won that fight.

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    “I have a farm in Connecticut,” Howard announced into the melancholy silence. “And nothing to do this Christmas but play the white knight. Darling, marry me? Mr. Stone will get his Christmas, you’ll get your article, the soldier will get his all-American holiday, and Ms. Carbonell will keep her job, for whatever that’s worth.”

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    for gusface's prompt: I want to know what the fuck Sean Bean's character was doing at a golf course with kids. IS HE NOW A GOLF INSTRUCTOR? If you've read the book and there's an actual answer to this question you are forbidden from using that answer, you have to make up a dumb story instead. Bonus points for having the Fail Team Six come and take lessons from him and give him a hard time.

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    1/1
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    Rocks fall, he only kind-of dies.

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    30
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    “My name’s Eggsy—I mean, Guinevere Unwin,” she says. “I’m—I’m in Holborn Police Station and—my mum said to call—“

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    The first time Bucky meets Steve it's after Mass, and Bucky's too busy getting thrown up on to really make a note of it. In retrospect, that was a mistake.

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    1/?
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    Sam and Castiel are BFFs. Dean is just kind of enduring it.

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    When CAPTAIN AMERICA walks into the precinct, Jake staples his finger and doesn't realize it for like, six hours. He can only be happy that Scully and Hitchcock leave every day they can at 4:48pm so that they couldn’t bring shame upon the family.

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    Jake babysits Gina and Charles's kids.

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    This is where I'm keeping all the drabbles from tumblr. Note the very thought-provoking title.

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    14/?
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    In which Stephanie Rogers is a good girl, not an obedient one, so nobody's surprised she gets mixed up with that no-good Barnes kid. More a series of vignettes than a full story.

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    for the prompt by screaming-till-im-numb: I want someone to write a book where Mermaids are the women thrown off ships when the sailors got afraid because having a woman on the boat is bad luck. And as they sink to the bottom legs tied together they change slowly until they can breath, until they can use their tied up legs to swim. And they drown sailors in revenge, luring them in by singing in their husky voices still stinging from the salt water they breathed.

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    “I stole your bed,” Jim said. He was not, Spock noted, regretful or embarrassed, merely stating the fact.

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    Thorin is going to keep her.

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    Bilbo has been many things, but something to be kept has never been one of them.

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    2
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    211
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