19 Works by vulturer in Homestuck

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    She's poisoned, maimed, sleep-deprived, delirious, starving, dehydrated, shot, beaten, and reeks to the high skies, and this is the best she's felt in three weeks. Steaks, smokes, and a terrifying babe.

    "Wish those ninnies had had wine."

    "Revolution is not a dinner party."

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    John beats a thunderstorm home, Rose has melted all over the bathroom, and they make do despite the absence of their other two pieces.

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    Terezi Pyrope is an intrepid reporter for troll newspaper The Nightly Times, and she's got a nose for crime, to boot. But when her flushcrush is convicted for the murder of two highbloods, it's up to her to prove Nepeta Leijon's innocence before it's too late!

    Written for HSO 2012 Collab Round. Featuring art by grannypix, fraymotif, crunchcaptian, and sutafuzz (credited in notes).

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    When she was two and a half sweeps old, when she was two and three quarters, when she was three and a half, when she was five, five and three-quarters, eight, eleven, thirteen, thirteen, thirteen.

    Written for HSO Round 3: Balancing Act.

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    159
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    23
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    Terezi gets caught by one of Her Imperious Condescension's goons, and it's up to Nepeta to fight the hellhound guards and bust her out! With a little artillery and navigation support, of course.

    Written for HSO 2012 Round 2: Monsters.

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    1/1
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    39
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    8
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    I͡'͘v̸̸e̵͜͞ ̕b̀́͢e̵e͝n̢ ͡͠h͜͏av̵̶i̴nǵ͡ ͠s͟t͘ŕ̨a͏̴nge͘̕ ̶d́͜r̵̀ę̧̡am̧s̸͜ ̷́l͞͏a̢t͏̢él̸y̸͡.

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    1/1
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    1
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    80
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    15
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    1792
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    “Once I find her,” you say, a little lightheaded with terrors and waking up, “You’re going to let me comb this mess.”

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    15
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    our journey's long, of twists, enlightening
    but underneath our skin; love, frightening

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    4
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    14
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    AC: i keep having these dreams
    AC: two different ones, or at least only two that i can remember
    AC: just the same two, over and over and over
    GG: what happens?
    AC: well...
    AC: i die

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    English
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    2,683
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    1/1
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    1
    Comments:
    7
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    88
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    22
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    1510
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    John and Dave move into an apartment together and it's easy, carefree, and just as awesome as expected. John has everything he could ever need, but then, after a few weeks... he finds something he wants.

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    Chapters:
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    41
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    Hits:
    21830
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    “What are these?”
    “Umm… excuse me?”
    “These… protrusions from your chest… What are they?”
    “They’re… boobs?”

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    1/1
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    12
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    Troll romance sure is confusing! Except when it comes to makeouts. Then it's pretty straight-forward.

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    Gl'bgolyb emits a Whisper and, with death rising up to meet him, Eridan races to save a dying troll. He can only hope it's not too late.

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    Adventure Log, Day 13: today they swam in a lake.

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    After Bro takes off for an overseas job, Dave Strider finds himself with a condo, bills, and nary a way to pay for it all. He does what any normal college guy would do; puts up an roommate wanted ad on craigslist. He gets a little bit more than he bargained for... in a very good way.

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    Chapters:
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    1621
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    Sweeps pass in a combined world, and the heros have drifted apart. Gamzee and Eridan fill the emptiness with each other.

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    24
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    105
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    23
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    2704
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    Karter Vantas loses his bus pass and gets a couple of quarters from some random guy, who turns out to be mind-blowingly annoying. To cope with his fiery rage, Karter posts a long-winded, colorful rant on the Missed Connections section of craigslist, and then puts it out of his mind.

    What ends up happening is the very last thing he ever could have expected: he gets a response.

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    47
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    The E%ecutor stands before her, his sharp arrow pointed at her heart, but something stops him from releasing the string.

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    Comments:
    13
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    48
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    1018
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    Rose and Kanaya finally meet for their first duet rehearsal together and it is much more intense than they anticipated.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    78
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1952

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