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    Some days Bucky wakes up and remembers nothing, not even the name of the naked, suspiciously well-muscled guy in his bed. Steve calls them zero days. So when Bucky just happens to hint that he’s into lap dances, Steve goes full-on superhero-strategist to win Bucky’s heart on a zero day and give him the lap dance he deserves. (This is not an AU! Steve actually teaches himself how to give an ace lap dance.)

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    “You remember milk. You remember orange juice. But you rarely remember lemons. I love to feed you lemons; you make the most hilarious puckered faces. I may have more than one video of you eating lemons on my phone. And if we’ve already kissed (it seems to happen earlier and earlier with each new zero day, maybe you can feel me looking forward to it) then I lick the sour juice from your lips and take the taste right from your tongue. You can probably tell I wasn’t totally honest above: I love zero days. I mean, I love every day with you, but there’s something about being around you when you’re looking at the world with open, curious eyes that makes my skin feel new.”

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    17 Jun 2017

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    Steve and Sam are in the middle of nowhere, the absolute opposite of civilisation, just following a lead on Hydra and checking in to a cheap hotel and finding an awesome diner with great food and even better looking pie.

    Then Bucky Barnes turns up and ruins everything.

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    21 May 2017

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    "Agent Rogers. We have to stop meeting like this."

    The Winter Soldier crouched in front of where Steve was slumped against the wall, hands and forearms glued to the stone behind him by some kind of sticky polymer. "Comfortable?"

    "No," Steve lied. "My blood circulation has been cut off. I've lost all feeling in my hands."

    "Oh, so I should probably cut you loose," the Soldier deadpanned.

    "It's a medical emergency. You don't want to be responsible for me losing limbs, do you?"

    "Tell you what, if you lose your hands, I'll make you some new ones." He held up his metal hand, smallest finger crooked. “Pinkie promise.”

     

    Secret Agent adversaries-to-lovers AU where the Winter Soldier keeps tying Captain America to walls and sticking around to chat. Shut up, Natasha, it’s not flirting, okay? (It’s definitely flirting.)

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    20 May 2017

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    Two guys walk into a bar. Wade's bar. One of them has tried to kill him before. The other is wearing a cardigan. He's jerked off to fantasies about both.

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    8 May 2017

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    This is a fucking riot.

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    Steve gets out of the hospital in two days, but just barely. “I’m fine,” he tells Sam, Nurse Eunjung and the phalanx of doctors assigned to make sure Captain America didn’t bleed out and die and get bad PR all over their nice clean hospital. “I have an advanced healing factor. It’s fine. See? I’m standing.”

    “That is not standing,” Sam tells him.

    “You’re bending the IV stand,” Nurse Eunjung adds pointedly. “Let go and sit down, they don’t grow on trees.”

     
    aka Steve and Bucky's Global Honeymoon Revenge World Tour.

    Podfic of this story available by the incredible quietnight!

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    1 May 2017

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