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    The hammer is his penis.

    Or rather, Thor's dick is a hammer, and Clint's ass is the nail.

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    08 Oct 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 6

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    In the aftermath, Drift and Rodimus finally have a moment to talk about the impact Megatron has had on both of them, and about their own past and future.

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    27 Jun 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 36

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    “You think you could get it up again if I licked your lollipop a bit?”

    “Don’t you start again with the lollipop thing.”

    “Aw, Little Rhodey doesn’t mind.”

    “That’s worse–”

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    04 Jun 2017

  4. Rec 10

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    my last minute entry for samtember, based on no prompts because my add ass cannot keep track of anything, where basically sam just gets lavished on for his birthday

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    24 Feb 2017

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    Bruce appears beside Tony in the lab with one hand behind his back. Tony looks up, delighted. “Did you bring me something?” he asks, leaning to try and look around Bruce. Bruce shifts so that he can’t.

    “I made you something,” Bruce says, smiling in that slightly bashful way that always makes Tony want to involve Bruce in an inappropriate relationship with his nominal boss.

    “Is it a sex toy? Please tell me it’s a sex toy!” Tony begs.

    “You always ask that,” Bruce says, but he’s a little flushed now.

    AUTHOR'S NOTES/WARNING: This is a chaptered story, but each chapter should pretty much stand on it's own. I have plans for a total of 5 chapters, but I will be writing as the mood strikes, so be warned that this may be in progress for a while.)

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    12 Jan 2017