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    What the American male really wants is two things: he wants to be blown by a stranger while reading a newspaper and he wants to be fucked by his buddy when he's drunk. Everything else is society.

    - W. H. Auden, The Table-Talk of W. H. Auden, Alan Ansen, 1990, pp. 80-81

    Or, Napoleon Solo begins to know himself, and Ilya Kuryakin makes his own happiness.

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    A non-continuity of fics in which Steve and Bucky are queer, socialist, and Jewish.

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    A take on the Alpha/Beta/Omega trope. In which I made up Germanic-root words for the A/O genders because Greek roots were linguistically implausible, the A/O genders are nominally hermaphroditic, and Steve and Bucky are both fitts, which is still illegal pre-WWII.

    Currently, the pieces can be read in any order (or not read); they're part of a continuity, not a chronological series.

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    Post-Sburb by a number of years, with diplomatic connections well-established between Alternia and Earth, the trolls and the kids try to live their lives.

    This seems to involve a lot of dressing up in suits on the parts of certain individuals. Mostly related to how Rose and Kanaya are finally getting married.

    (And sometimes it involves some discussions about Dave and Tavros's troll wigglers, and how growing up Earthborn makes them neither trolls nor human. But not yet.)

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    "If I had to have magic ritual sex with someone," Blue said thoughtfully, "Ronan would be near the top of the list."

    "That is less helpful than you seem to think it is," said Adam.

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    11 Mar 2017

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    "Did you know I'm worth a quarter herd of bantha?”

    At Jyn’s sharp inhale, Baze said, without opening his eyes, “My husband is an unrepentant liar. He is barely worth one sick bantha, much less a healthy quarter herd.”

    In which Chirrut and Baze have spent more than half their lives together, and Chirrut likes to spin stories of how they were married.

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    31 Dec 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    BANTER banter banter awwww these cuties
    (also i teared up so warning)

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    When he sees him for the first time, after the beach, Chirrut is still grinning, beatific, pale blue fingers outstretched to a colony of small, horned children, offering to tell them their futures in exchange for valuables he can no longer collect, scattering Koans about the Force like pennies into a bowl.

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    28 Dec 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    bickering :D

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    Chirrut is sitting on the ledge where a window once was.

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    28 Dec 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    soft headcanon that makes it okay
    not right
    but okay

  5. Public Bookmark 21

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    The point of no return. What happened after the end. (Spoilers for the entire first manga series.)

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    14 Nov 2016