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    Deep in Derse's shadowy core languishes the stolen second-in-line to the Prospitian throne. He plays the part of reluctant Ambassador, though rather than politics he finds himself juggling the heavy heart of Derse's Prince, which he regrets ever asking for, and charting out his new life far from the Sunburst Court.

    Jake is grimly sure he'll never be warm again.

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    23 Sep 2016

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    I helped plot/enable this and it is 1000% worth reading, Lucy is incredible. Also: You will feel pain.

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    The world is ending. Dave Strider can't tell if the bender he's on is because of that, or because of how bad stuff is fucked up with Rose, or just because his own bullshit has finally caught up to him. All he knows is that if the world DOES end today, maybe that wouldn't be the worst thing.

    Of course, he can't throw in the towel. His fate is already written. He raises a resistance. He duels the false presidents. He stands against the Empress herself. So maybe that's why Skaia allows a glitch that carries a consciousness across sessions that might save Dave's shitty life.

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    28 Aug 2016

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    read this and weep

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    Dave doesn't survive the game. Davesprite does. When Sburb's endgame door sends the kids to a reset Earth, Davesprite finds himself restored as the Default Dave because Sburb doesn't care about anyone's survivor's guilt.

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    24 Jun 2016

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    This fic ruined my life and I'm suing for emotional damages.

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    “Egbert, get your furry ass up.”

    Karkat is squirming away from the lips you left pressed absently to his neck, disentangling himself from your arms. No, stop, this is the worst thing.

    You grab clumsily at him, fingers sliding over his weirdly hard grey flesh, before your brain kicks in to say NOPE no pawing at the skittish alien husbando. Withdrawing to a more careful distance, you push up on one elbow and squint up at him worriedly. “Everything okay?”

    Then you sit bolt upright. “Holy crap, your dick,” you blurt. “Bulge, whatever. Karkat. I thought you said your bone bulge was the bony pelvis bit?”

    He glares. “Yeah, and I thought that once upon a time you told me that the human girl version of your junk is a vagina, but surprise surprise, it’s actually a vulva and everybody just uses the same word for a whole bunch of completely different body parts.”

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    19 Jun 2016

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    ruiN ME

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    His lips are soft and sweet. They taste like mint and wax and you find it kind of funny that you can separate the taste of his chapstick from the taste of his mouth. With him hovering over you for a change, he’s quick to take charge, tongue dipping down between your lips. You have yet to figure out if he’s naturally a total top or if he’s trying to compensate, but either way it’s adorable; you love it.

    You love him.

    Damn.

    (Sequel to The Morning Dew Betwix Thine Thighs)

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    1 May 2016