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  1. Summary

    Scott and Stiles are epic bros that do not enjoy making out but do it anyway. Derek and Stiles want to have sex but can't. Allison and Isaac are both in love with Scott.

    This is the story of how everyone goes home happy.

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  3. Summary

    "The human mind has a greater need of the ideal even than of the real. It is by the real that we exist; it is by the ideal that we live."
    Victor Hugo, “William Shakespeare” (1864)

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  1. Rec *

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    Stiles wants to win for America, okay? He wants to bone that constipated expression off of Derek Hale’s face on a bed strewn with American flags while Bruce Springsteen plays in the background and a bald eagle watches through the window with a single tear rolling down its cheek.

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    19 Jun 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    loud screaming and flailing

    stiles is doing it for AMERICA OKAY

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    His best friend keeps cockblocking him, his relationship guru is a computer, and he might be gay. The future is very complicated.

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    8 Jun 2015

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    The sexploits that Stiles writes about aren’t autobiographical. There’s never been anything overtly salacious about his own sexlife, nothing that was ever going to be screenplayed for a porno, but he still has a very creative imagination to work with. Usually.

    Tragically, and frighteningly, his imagination has gone rogue on him. It’s broken, flatlined, missing.

    “I have writer’s cock,” he whines at Scott over the phone.

    Or the AU where Stiles writes porn to help him through college and Derek becomes his muse.

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    5 Jun 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    so cuuuuuuute <3

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    Bucky doesn't consider his Steve Rogers problem as a problem so much as the solution he hadn't realized he was hoping for to help him through the transition from the Bucky Barnes he'd been before his accident to the new, shiny version of himself.

    No, the problem isn't with Captain America and The Howling Commandos fandom.

    The problem is the amount of porn Bucky managed to write and draw about Captain America before finding out that he's less than one degree of separation away from Steve Rogers. 'Less than' as in he's sitting across the table from him.

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    30 May 2015

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    Enjolras presses his lips together. He already looks pained, and Grantaire hasn't even opened his mouth yet. That's got to be a record, even for them.

    "I need a favor," he says at last.

    "With what?" says Grantaire. "Ooh, are you forming a cult? Can I join? I'd be awesome at cults, I just know it." He ticks off his qualifications on his fingers. "I love chanting, I look great in robes—"

    (High school AU. Grantaire the disaffected stoner is pulled into a cause bigger than himself. Or: in which there are pretend boyfriends for great justice.)

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    27 May 2015

    Bookmarker's Notes

    LOUD SCREAMING