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    John's a librarian. Rodney's the professor who can't stay out of the stacks.

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    Rodney slays vampires in between snarky one-liners.

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    The entire room is openly gawking at him - well, Tony's grinning like a maniac and Natasha's face is emptiness personified. Fury just looks assessing. And he knows, he knows the response is disproportionate and he sucks down his temper as best he can, but he's feeling absolutely at his ends. There's more that needs to be dealt with in this conversation but he half expects his skin to start turning 'Banner green' at this rate, so he turns on his heel and locates the door, brandishing his teeth in a snarl of irritation to try and keep worse words from spilling forth - an effort that's destined to fail as his uniform shifts again at the change in orientation sending stabbing pain through him.

    "And who the fuck thought it would be a good idea to alter my uniform without telling me?" Steve demands of no-one in particular as he slams out of the conference room and down the Helicarrier's hallway without waiting for an answer.

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    Or, that time S.H.I.E.L.D. quartermasters accidentally put Steve's balls in a vise and it goes exactly as well as you'd expect it to. Tony promptly offers to help. Because he's helpful like that. Obviously.

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    28 May 2016

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    Contrary to popular belief, Tony Stark can blush.

    It just takes Steve getting drunk on some magical Asgardian mead for it to finally happen.

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    23 May 2016

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    "What else does he say?"

    "Hmm?" Fraser looked up, apparently having gotten as lost in thought as Ray.

    "That guy. The prophet guy, that you were just talkin' about. What else does he say?"

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    7 Jan 2016

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    Fraser knows a lot about many, many things. Ray just didn't expect sex toys to be one of them.

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    11 Dec 2015

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    “Dude, did you know that Derek’s into dudes?” Scott asks the question as he shoves a folded piece of meat lover’s pizza in his mouth, last few words turning to mumbled mush.

    Stiles tells himself that’s why he has to ask him to repeat it twice, even though Scott-talking-with-his-mouth-full is practically his second language, mastered when they were first graders, along with Scott-needs-to-use-his-puppy-eyes-now-because-words-are-hard-for-him-sometimes and Scott-talking-while-trying-to-pretend-he’s-not-having-an-asthma-attack (now a dead language thanks to the vigorous application of werewolfdom).

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    24 Jan 2015

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