tweedymcgee
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"Take it from me, Lalonde: Being fuck deep in amino acids 24/7 is no way to develop a healthy appreciation for the infinite possible varieties of conscious experience."
AR has an intriguing proposition; Roxy is skeptical.
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- Part 2 of Automatic Transmission
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Some Enterprising People
In Our Cities And Our Hives
Have Forsworn Procreation
And Given O’er Their Lives
For Honor And For Virtue
We Stand Now Bold And Free
So Keep Your Slurry To Yourself
We Will Not Pail With TheeSeries
- Part 7 of Poems
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WHEN I WAS ONLY SEVEN SWEEPS
I HEARD SOME FUCKASS SAY
‘GIVE COIN AND PAPER SPECIE
BUT NOT YOUR SPONGE AWAY...Series
- Part 6 of Poems
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An Address To The New Tay Gap Spanner by tweedymcgee
Homestuck, William McGonagall - Works
15 Aug 2012
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The poem this is based on, by nineteenth-century poet William McGonagall, is an atrocity. It is amazing that it exists. It is so utterly bad that it goes all the way around the bend of badness and reaches back around to grasp at some sort of awful poetic genius. It is so purely appalling, you just want to pick it up and kiss it right on the nose like a kitten.
Getting Tavros involved with it is probably coals to Newcastle. What can I say. I have a problem.
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- Part 5 of Poems
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Colonialist guilt and machine learning: Two great tastes that taste great together.
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- Part 4 of Poems
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Poems by tweedymcgee
A.E. Housman - Works, Doctor Who, Homestuck, Julia Moore -- Works, Love Song of J Alfred Prufrock - T. S. Eliot, Rudyard Kipling - Fandom, The Raven - Edgar Allan Poe, William McGonagall - Works
20 Aug 2012
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The world is so full of a number of things
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“Welcome to the Strider subconscious sex safari,” he mutters into your ear. You can feel his breath, cool against where he’s left his saliva on your skin. “You’re about to find out a lot of shit about yourself you never fucking wanted to know.”
(I didn't tag any other ships because this is just a fic about Dave fucking himself, but there are hints of others, most prominently Dave/Terezi and Dave/Rose.)
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30 Dec 2012
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Gorgeous, bleak, blisteringly hot Dave/Dave.
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Feed a cold, starve a fever, and in the case of an ennui-filled Terezi Pyrope just quadruple caloric intake.
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28 Sep 2012
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She rolls off your prostrate body, tugs your cuffs. She’s sharp as sin, tonight, slicked black from throat to heels in a Shipwright’s working clothes.
“Up and at ‘em, Conscript,” she says. “We’ve got a ways to go with you yet.”
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27 Sep 2012
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Well, Dave seems to be managing just fine by himself at the moment.
Let's check up on someone else, shall we?
PT: Be the rainbow drinker.
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19 Aug 2012
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The Novice Mode is... unsettling, to say the least. Perhaps if it had been installed sooner, before the face had taken on such a strikingly human aspect, you wouldn’t have found yourself in this position. Perhaps if it didn’t look so much like Dirk.
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18 Aug 2012