turntechGodtier
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- Homestuck (7)
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It's hard being Muslim. It's hard, and no one understands.
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The Breath's Heir awakens, and the Golden City rejoices.
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He needs this, as hard as it is for you to give.
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Sometimes, you can't always be in control of everything
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Inspired by Brainent on Tumblr
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"This is how it's supposed to be, heaven or no."
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28 Jun 2012
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They don't have a lot, but at least they have this, whatever it is.
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6 Feb 2012
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i will buy the flower shop, and you will never be lonely. by roachpatrol for Bendieci
Homestuck
25 Nov 2011
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He walks like a cat who has tape on his paws, and has had tape on his paws for a very long time, and who never expects to ever again walk without scrunching miserably from side to side in a tangle of self-loathing and confusion. It hurts to look at him, but it hurts more not to.
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23 Dec 2011
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Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.
You have just gotten engaged.
The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.
You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.
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16 Dec 2011