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    Erik gives driving, sewing, and cooking lessons, soothes nightmares, bolsters self-esteem, and still can't figure out why Charles keeps smiling at him like that.

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    14 Sep 2014

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    Professor X and Magneto have a few additional instructions for Logan, as long as, you know, he's going to be back in time.

    (I'm sorry, this is total crack.)

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    9 Sep 2014

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    Erik, the single father, hires Charles, the grad student with the slightly shady past, to be his manny.

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    21 Aug 2014

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    Erik wishes being a hit man was half as glamourous as it's cracked up to be.

    Maybe then he wouldn't be stuck crawling through a ventilation system at fuck o' clock in the morning on a Sunday, breathing recycled air and missing the tail end of that Criminal Minds marathon.

    Erik makes a mental note to get a fucking TiVo. What kind of assassin doesn't have TiVo?

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    1 Jul 2014

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    Charles is having a terrible birthday, but then it gets a lot better.

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    30 Jun 2014