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    What's that crackling in the walls?
    Harry has no clue at all.
    He'll eat some cake and drink some wine
    Because he is completely FINE.

    --A story about life's disregard for our plans.

    [2017 advent story]

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    11 Feb 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 45

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    While on assignment, Harry and Draco get stuck in a house far out in the woods, a house that seems intent on exploiting their darkest fears.

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    06 Feb 2018

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    Harry didn’t ask for Malfoy to walk into his shop after so many years. But one event leads to another, and soon they’re scrambling to help Hermione find the solution to one of the most insidious viruses the wizarding world has ever seen. To make matters worse, Malfoy’s hiding something, and Harry really wants to kiss him—except Malfoy doesn’t date. Ever.

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    06 Feb 2018

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    The course of true love never did run smooth.

    Or: Hermione has a crafty plan, Harry and Draco are fake boyfriends and wizarding traditions have a lot to answer for. Featuring awkward dates, mince pies, a saucy sofa and a line of sequined house-elf haute couture nobody asked for but got anyway.

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    03 Feb 2018

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    Upon returning for Eighth Year, there are so many strange things going on with Malfoy, Harry doesn’t know where to start. He won’t talk to Harry, but he’s talking to ghosts. He won’t apologize for his past, but the Black Family tapestry has crossed him off its tree. And the worst of it all, he still has that infuriating, snotty mouth on him that gets Harry’s dick hard as a rock drives Harry insane.

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    02 Feb 2018