both a kitten and a bowie lyric

My pseuds:
paranoidkitten, tornyourdress
I joined on:


My icon for tornyourdress is Paul Merton and Ian Hislop (panellists on 'Have I Got News For You') skipping through a field, and a reference to a Peter Mandelson gag they did about many years ago; my icon for paranoidkitten is Jadzia Dax ('Star Trek: Deep Space Nine') making out with a partner from a couple of lifetimes back. They're Trills, you see. It is a very bad pun.

I think that probably tells you everything you need to know about me.

The complete fic collection (500+ stories, from 2000-present) lives at