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    31 Dec 2016

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    Clint Barton's To Do list
    1. Buy more undies.
    2. 'Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.' Try line out on Phil.
    3. Look for other sock. Maybe left in bodega.
    4. 'Your eyes are like spanners. Whenever I see them, my nuts tighten.' Tony = hilarious. Try on Phil.
    5. Feed dog.
    6. 'I'm no weatherman, but you should expect eight inches tonight.' Don't try on Phil yet.
    7. Measure dick. Use ruler this time instead of fruit.
    8. Throw out the yogurt container in the fridge. Do not open first.

    Phil Coulson's To Do list:
    1. Request new psych eval for Barton.
    2. Buy butter.

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    14 Oct 2016

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    There's a beginning to every love story, Clint knows. Theirs just has more bullets and crazy people.

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    28 Aug 2015

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    Stiles would say his relationship with Derek is about fifteen percent empty threats, thirty percent sass, ten percent avoiding violence together, and five percent eyebrows.
    If anyone asked, he would say the remaining forty percent is mutual orgasms.

    It’s a good thing no one ever asks.

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    2 Jan 2015

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    “Thoughts, Coulson?” Fury asked, finger tapping idly on Barton’s file.

    “He’s dangerous. He has trust issues that we may not be able to breach, he will not like working with others, he will lie to us about his motivations every chance he gets and, most likely, be successful every time.” Coulson’s gaze drifted back to the empty chair Barton had chosen earlier, boxed in the corner yet protected on as many sides as possible. “It won’t be easy, but if we can win his loyalty he has the potential to be the asset we’re looking for.”

    Fury agreed, though neither of them would ever dream that they already had Barton’s loyalty, or that the price it cost was so steep.

    Now with POD!FIC by Liannabob!! YAY! see notes for link!

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    29 Jul 2014