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  1. Public Bookmark 5

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    The Outsider comes home from his first day of school furious. “Bad,” he says, storming into the kitchen, where Billie is trying to make dinner.
    Billie tries not to laugh. “Sorry, kid.”
    The Outsider nods. “Children,” he repeats, but the ch- sound at the start sounds more like an sh- in his accent. “I am with children. I am not children. I am Outsider.”
    “Speak Gristolian. Then, no more children.” This entire thing feels, in a small way, like payback, and Billie can’t help but giggle a little at the absurdity of the situation.
    Muttering to himself, the Outsider slinks back to his room, probably to write more in what Billie assumes is his diary. Dear Diary, today I was sent to school with children barely seven and eight years old. I used to be a god and now I can’t even tell Billie Lurk that I hate her in a way she’ll understand.

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    22 Feb 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 12

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    A drunk wizard slips Frank a love potion while the band is in between tour dates. Chaos and mischief ensues.

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    16 Feb 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    Klaus has read three and a half of the five encyclopedias in the family library, cover to cover, and they all depict what they have done, what they are still doing, as an invariably harmful violation. Klaus is beginning to suspect that encyclopedias are written by people whose lives were very, very different than his own.

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    10 Feb 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 73

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    The Circles are broken, and the mages have risen up in rebellion. After the events at Kirkwall, Anders seeks to build a safe haven for his people in the last place anyone would have expected: Orzammar, the kingdom of the dwarves.

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    05 Feb 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    Kaaras Adaar picks a dance partner not included on the usual LI side of things. Written for a kinkmeme prompt that asked for Varric to get a dance at the Winter Palace.

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    19 Jan 2018