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Frank hated working at the coffee shop, but there were only so many options for a college drop-out with no marketable skills, so he came to work, and he made the drinks, and he collected the meager tips that would occasionally come his way, and then he went home, collapsed, and did it all over again the next day.
The only bright spot was this: Mikey.
A While You Were Sleeping AU.
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covered by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Jul 2022
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Lan Zhan shuts his eyes in exasperation. Lan Huan’s “Head Up and Heels Down,” shirt is confusing enough to the average person without being actively suggestive. (Every time Wei Ying sees it he proceeds to sing, “Heels down, head up, that’s the way we like to fuck!” under his breath, so the line for “actively suggestive” is… mutable.) He can’t imagine the kind of top stampede his extremely gay brother would cause by going out of the house in a t-shirt announcing, for all intents and purposes, his desire to be the star of an orgy. He tries very hard not to picture either the stampede or the orgy.
“Why would you even want sixteen hands between your legs, anyway?” Wei Ying asks the room at large, sounding genuinely curious. “What would they do? I feel like at a certain point there’s, like, diminishing returns, right?”
Ah. The mental image of Lan Huan’s Top Stampede has been replaced with a mental image that is both better and worse: Wei Ying as the centerpiece of a nine-person orgy.
Or: A Horse Girl throw pillow, and what comes after.
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19 Nov 2023
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“So…” Yoongi licks his suddenly dry lips. “We’re soulmates?"
“Yeah, guess so!” Seokjin doesn’t sound nearly as concerned about this new development.
“And that’s…”
“Cool!” Seokjin finishes for him.
“It’s… cool?”
“Definitely!”
Yoongi stares blankly at him before slowly nodding. “Right. Cool.”
Because Seokjin is totally relaxed about this. And… and Yoongi can be too. It’s not that big a deal… Right?
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Yoongi wakes up on his birthday with a soulmark on his ass that matches Seokjin's, his best friend and casual friend with benefits. Seokjin says it's cool, Yoongi proceeds to be totally not cool about it.
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02 Sep 2023
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“She’s into you.”
“She’s wh—” Yoonji’s topless in Hoseok’s bedroom, which is funny because it’s been a long time since that’s happened and she definitely didn’t have boobs then, but not funny because he’s lounging in his bed all smug and Yoonji is not supposed to be talking to him about the girl she met while bra shopping. But she is, because he’s her best friend. But she is, because someone needs to know what happened with Taeyoung so she’s sure that she didn’t hallucinate it. “She’s not into me.”
“No one offers to Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants a bra with a stranger without being into them.”
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28 Aug 2023
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"So first I'd like to say thank you for choosing me to be your teacher. I hope that we can learn a lot together," Yoongi says.
Seokjin frowns in confusion. Teacher? Why would his hookup be talking about teaching him?
His eyes go wide when he realizes that perhaps this is some weird roleplay thing.
"Ah yes," Seokjin replies coyly, his cheeks heating. "I hope so too, teacher."
(or, yoongi teaches english part time and accidentally knocks on the wrong door. seokjin, coincidentally, is waiting for his hookup to arrive when yoongi knocks. chaos ensues.)
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16 Aug 2023