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  1. Rec *

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    Derek's a professional chef, and Stiles is a blogger who butchers his recipes.

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    01 Aug 2014

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    Motherfucking REC'ed, motherfuckers. Damn. Damn! I want to move into this story and eat its food, BOTH versions.

    Love love love love love. Love love. (::sniff:: Happy birthday, mom? Forget dainty sniffing, I will BAWL.)

  2. Rec 6

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    The sirens around Sam boo. They shout the singer down, and throw things at the stage, old livers and five-eighths of virgins. Dean licks condensation from the neck of the beer at his elbow and breathes hard and heavy into the microphone at his mouth and sings louder.

    (Inspired by Jensen's discussion of Demon Dean's karaoke at SDCC.)

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    01 Aug 2014

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    Supernatural musical episode in season ten? It's the human centipede made of sharks eating sharks eating other sharks with the lead shark eating the last shark as it jumps over the middle of the shark-centipede. UGH, basically. (But maybe that's just me.)

    BUT.

    8sword's frankly brilliant treatment of this is, well, frankly brilliant. It would take a budget and also bravery and the capacity to make wise decisions on behalf of the SPN PTB and the CW, but it would be THE BEST EPISODE THEY EVER MADE. Probably because they didn't write it, but 8sword did.

    Fucking ridiculously brilliant. Gah.

  3. Rec *

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    Stiles takes his grandmother to bingo every Thursday. Now there's a new guy calling out the numbers, and his grandmother has decided to set them up.

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    30 Jul 2014

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    King Derek and Duke Stilinski had an... entanglement. Half the court knows it, whispers it in the ears of the ones who haven’t yet heard. But the King is the king is the king - responsibility, duty, pretty babies to carry on the family line. What no one knows is exactly how it ended, only that it did, the ground between them gone slick with ice and vitriol.

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    18 Jul 2014

  5. Rec *

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    Stiles Stilinski, professional knotting surrogate.

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    13 Jul 2014

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    I think that is the single hottest thing I have EVER READ. I mean. I'm not even sure the author used words. It's like twenty-one pages of weaponized pheromones or something.

    Yikes. Just... Yikes.