thisiswhatthewatergaveme

kickin' ass, takin' names, bustin' through dimensions



Recent works

Recent series

  1. Words:
    24,089
    Works:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    12
  2. Words:
    19,228
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    14
  3. Words:
    4,845
    Works:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    15

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    General Organa sends Poe and Finn on an undercover fake married mission to another system

    Plot twist: she forgets to tell them they have to be fake married

    Bigger plot twist: they just act naturally and everyone in that system assumes they’re married anyway

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,499
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    128
    Kudos:
    2430
    Bookmarks:
    329
    Hits:
    19287

    12 Jan 2016

    Bookmarker's Tags:
  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Maybe it's the little girl whose disappearance turned into a murder, and whose murder turned into a cold case, and who has now apparently decided to move in with him. Maybe it's the unacceptable hole left in his life when his dumb best friend and partner in (the prevention of) crime decided to go and get himself killed. Maybe it's his brother, whose high-profile career and fantastic girlfriend and first-child-on-the-way are steadily leaving Dean in the dust. Pick one. Pick all of them. The why doesn't matter so much as the what, and the what is this: Dean is pretty sure he's going completely, certifiably insane. Sure, he hasn't started wearing all his clothes inside out, and he still showers on a regular basis (anyways, that's not crazy, just a little eccentric); but there's no getting around the fact that he just threw away his life, his career, and his reputation by dragging out his mom's old necromancy book and summoning a Class A Forbidden Entity to his attic. A cranky one, too. With horrendous bed-head.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    77,159
    Chapters:
    14/14
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    632
    Kudos:
    5947
    Bookmarks:
    2252
    Hits:
    90815

    16 Aug 2015

    Bookmarker's Tags:
  3. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    In which Charles and Erik run a newspaper, wrangle interns, outrun the feds, outwit a multinational crime lord, get royally fucked over (twice), eat prawns, argue over comma errors, dodge (and fail to dodge) airborne projectiles, make many snarky remarks, drive around in the desert, fight, make up, fight again, and slowly (but surely) fall in love.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    85,122
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    187
    Kudos:
    1326
    Bookmarks:
    447
    Hits:
    40550

    19 May 2014

    Bookmarker's Tags:
    Bookmarker's Notes

    A++++ LOVE REVEAL, it's absolutely brilliant.

  4. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    Stiles' sophomore year starts something like this:
    3 FourLokos
    + 1 peer-pressuring cat
    - 1 best bro to end all best bros
    = 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads "str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic".
    Derek is the fool who replies.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    84,064
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    1653
    Kudos:
    12961
    Bookmarks:
    4693
    Hits:
    353256

    26 Mar 2014

  5. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    When detective Charles Xavier finds himself hunting down a vendetta-driven serial killer, it doesn't take long for him to realize he's in over his head. It only takes a little longer for him to realize his killer is, too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,642
    Chapters:
    13/13
    Comments:
    69
    Kudos:
    930
    Bookmarks:
    387
    Hits:
    27992

    21 Sep 2013

    Bookmarker's Tags:
    Bookmarker's Notes

    Gorgeous construction, fantastic twists. The one where Erik is a serial killer for a very good reason, and Charles can't quite catch him the way that he ought to, because his killer turns justice into a very gray area.