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    Menthol Cherry Red by for buffdaddy

    Homestuck  

    26 Feb 2013

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    - carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] -

    CG: THE INEVITABLE HAS OCCURRED.
    CG: SOME MICROORGANISM ENDEMIC TO THIS FECULENTLY OVERCROWDED PLANET HAS MUTATED SUFFICIENTLY TO COLONIZE MY DEFENSELESS BLOODSTREAM.
    CG: MIMICKING PRECISELY THE SCENARIO FROM THE HUMAN LITERARY CLASSIC ‘WAR OF THE WORLDS’
    CG: EXCEPT THAT INSTEAD OF SAVING THE HUMANS FROM DESTRUCTION AT THE GRUESOME APPENDAGES OF MINDLESS GENOCIDAL MONSTERS, THIS HEROIC MICROBE HAS SAVED YOUR PATHETIC ASS FROM MY COMPAF;DS’
    CG: COMPARATIVELY MILD WRATH AT YOUR COMPLETE FUCKING INABILITY TO EVER DO DISHES EVER.
    CG: SO BASICALLY NOTHING LIKE THE BOOK AT ALL EXCEPT THAT I’M DISEASED.

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    26 Feb 2013

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    Chasing Those Circles In The Ground by for coldhope

    Homestuck  

    16 Dec 2012

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    CG: DO YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER?
    CA: oh my god really
    CG: YEAH. I MEAN, IF THAT WOULDN’T BE WEIRD.
    CA: fuckin hell i shoulda got gillpox prevvious if that wwas all itd take for you to accept my standin invvitation to come and hang

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    16 Dec 2012

  3. Public Bookmark 68

    Are You There, Rose? It's Me, Lord English by ,

    Homestuck  

    6 Aug 2012

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    Your name is ROSE LALONDE and you are a PARANORMAL INVESTIGATOR armed with the usual assortment of QUIPPY SIDEKICKS, SNARKY VAMPIRIC SUITOR, DISTURBING VISIONS, and even your own TELEVISION SHOW. The only things you lack are a TRAMP STAMP and a CHANCE FOR SURVIVAL.

    Roll tape.

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    18 Sep 2012

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    take me to the astral plane by

    Homestuck  

    27 Aug 2012

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    EB: this is a super serious investigation into your magical aptitude and you need to treat it with respect, ok.
    EB: no lame jokes allowed.
    EB: we are entering the twilight zone.
    EB: you can hold my hand if you’re afraid.

    for the prompt 'john finds a series of shitty hippy mystic websites while looking for magic tricks, and uses dave as his guinea pig'

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    21 Aug 2012

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    Cultstuck! by

    Homestuck  

    16 Feb 2013

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    Karkat Vantas is a 6 sweeps old troll with a secret so big it could shake the very foundations of the Alternian Empire. But now the purrbeast is out of the bag, and the heretics who follow the teachings of his Ancestor rush to send their Messiah to the safety of a planet so distant, it knows nothing of Alternia.

    Meanwhile, Karkat hates his life and these stupid old squatters and his ancestor and pretty much everything there ever was in the world of forever. Platonically.

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    5 Aug 2012

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