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  1. Rec 31

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    It was the night before Ruby was supposed to leave for New York, when Granny had her heart attack.

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    12 Aug 2012

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    I stopped watching Once Upon A Time about midway through first season, but this fic makes me want to start again.

  2. Rec 98

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    Bruce tries to test out his hypothesis: I love Darcy Lewis.

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    Darcy groans and plants her forehead on the table. “I am going to kill my professor. First, I’m going to lure her into a dark, dank alley and then shank her with a knife made from sporks. Then I’m going to drag her to the Hudson, dump her body in the middle of the night and cackle over the remains of her body while the piranhas eat her eyeballs.”

    “Well,” Bruce says, considering Darcy’s plan. “I don’t think piranhas live in the Hudson. Too cold, I think. And if you were going to drag her to the Hudson, you’d need a proper black body bag to stash her in and an inconspicuous looking van to carry you to the river. Oh and cement blocks to tie to her body so it won’t float.”

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    17 Jul 2012

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    Better lovin' through the power of science and pop culture references.

  3. Rec 83

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    A gripping tale of action, adventure, and tremendous bravery... that will never be seen by the Avengers, at least if the author has anything to say about it.

    (Image heavy, but no more than two image files to a chapter. The pertinent text on all images is transcribed.)

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    8 Jul 2012

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    This is precious, and I really like the storytelling format.

  4. Rec *

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    Somewhere between gratuitous sexbot porn and a thoughtful analysis of what it means to be human lies this story. Near-future AU. Mutants have full rights. Cyborgs have none. Featuring genetics expert and telepath Professor Charles Xavier, and Erik, a pleasure model cyborg with a mysterious past.

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    14 Apr 2012

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    Smart, sexy, and sweet all at the same time. I can't get over how well plotted this is, and the characterization is gorgeous.

    I have not yet found my hat.

  5. Rec *

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    He prepared to shift another half-step over to the Current Events section (which would, of course, enrage him) when the teaser positioned by the model's left elbow caught his eye: DATING WHILE TELEPATHIC: WHY I DON'T DO IT.

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    9 Apr 2012

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Other than giving me the feels, this story has the freaking smartest examination of Charles' powers that I've ever seen.

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