thingswithteeth
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- The Avengers (2012) (4)
- Marvel (Movies) (4)
- Thor (Movies) (4)
- X-Men: First Class (2011) (3)
- Teen Wolf (TV) (2)
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she blinded me with political science by thingswithteeth
The Avengers (2012), Thor (2011), Marvel (Movies)
4 May 2013
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Darcy watched the Avengers defend New York from over two thousand miles away. She could look out her window if she wanted to watch the aftermath. She watches the news instead, and realizes one very important thing: the Avengers have a bit of a PR problem.
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The first time Grant Stilinski meets the woman who will one day become his wife, she’s dripping wet in a public fountain, with a half empty bottle of Jack in her hand. He’s trying to decide if he should arrest her for public indecency or public drunkenness, and whether she’ll take a swing at him with that bottle if he tries.
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Reflections (on the mating habits of the average North American werewolf) by thingswithteeth for rispacooper
Teen Wolf (TV)
16 Sep 2012
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What the Plan does not include, and Stiles wants to be very clear on this point, is Derek Hale breaking the lock on the dressing room at the local tuxedo rental place while Stiles is trying things on.
Previously titled "Mirror, Mirror."
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The Way We Come Undone by thingswithteeth
The Avengers (2012), Thor (2011), Marvel (Movies)
1 Aug 2012
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No matter what she’s doing, Darcy Lewis is always smokin’ hot.
(Seven mostly unrelated porn ficlets written for Darcy Lewis Smut Week. More tags will be added as they become relevant.)
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Five Minutes (and all the minutes after that) by thingswithteeth
The Avengers (2012), Thor (2011), Marvel (Movies)
19 Jul 2012
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He’s not sure how, exactly, but Bruce Banner ends up as Darcy Lewis’ boyfriend. For five minutes at a time.
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It was the night before Ruby was supposed to leave for New York, when Granny had her heart attack.
Bookmarked by thingswithteeth
12 Aug 2012
Bookmarker's Notes
I stopped watching Once Upon A Time about midway through first season, but this fic makes me want to start again.
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scientific method by 100demons
The Avengers (2012), Marvel (Movies), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe
4 Jun 2012
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Bruce tries to test out his hypothesis: I love Darcy Lewis.
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Darcy groans and plants her forehead on the table. “I am going to kill my professor. First, I’m going to lure her into a dark, dank alley and then shank her with a knife made from sporks. Then I’m going to drag her to the Hudson, dump her body in the middle of the night and cackle over the remains of her body while the piranhas eat her eyeballs.”
“Well,” Bruce says, considering Darcy’s plan. “I don’t think piranhas live in the Hudson. Too cold, I think. And if you were going to drag her to the Hudson, you’d need a proper black body bag to stash her in and an inconspicuous looking van to carry you to the river. Oh and cement blocks to tie to her body so it won’t float.”
Bookmarked by thingswithteeth
17 Jul 2012
Bookmarker's Notes
Better lovin' through the power of science and pop culture references.
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The Adventures of Captain America and Phil, by Phil Coulson, Age 7 by dizmo
The Avengers (2012)
7 Jul 2012
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A gripping tale of action, adventure, and tremendous bravery... that will never be seen by the Avengers, at least if the author has anything to say about it.
(Image heavy, but no more than two image files to a chapter. The pertinent text on all images is transcribed.)
Bookmarked by thingswithteeth
8 Jul 2012
Bookmarker's Notes
This is precious, and I really like the storytelling format.
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Somewhere between gratuitous sexbot porn and a thoughtful analysis of what it means to be human lies this story. Near-future AU. Mutants have full rights. Cyborgs have none. Featuring genetics expert and telepath Professor Charles Xavier, and Erik, a pleasure model cyborg with a mysterious past.
Bookmarked by thingswithteeth
14 Apr 2012
Bookmarker's Notes
Smart, sexy, and sweet all at the same time. I can't get over how well plotted this is, and the characterization is gorgeous.
I have not yet found my hat.
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He prepared to shift another half-step over to the Current Events section (which would, of course, enrage him) when the teaser positioned by the model's left elbow caught his eye: DATING WHILE TELEPATHIC: WHY I DON'T DO IT.
Bookmarked by thingswithteeth
9 Apr 2012
Bookmarker's Notes
Other than giving me the feels, this story has the freaking smartest examination of Charles' powers that I've ever seen.