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  1. Public Bookmark 41

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    Talking dirty, spanking, bondage (with a side note of “shibari” followed by five entire question marks), toys (with a long bullet-point list that includes things like “spreader bar” and “cock rings”), collars, gags…

    Suguro and Rin have a fun time navigating the Kink World™ together.
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    14 May 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 20

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    As soon as Sakura realizes that he's spying on her in the onsen, Kakashi's as good as dead--he'll never get a chance to explain that it's not what it looks like. Did Jiraiya write a scene like this once...?

    Gift fic for KakaSaku Secret Santa 2016.

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    12 May 2017

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    Honestly you don't give two shits what the kid looks like. Your audience will go for it even if you get someone who got beaten half to death with the troll ugly stick.

    The picture loads.

    You're going to make so much alien fetish money you're going to have to hire somebody to build a swimming pool on the roof, just so you can fill it with sleazy intergalactic flesh trade dollars and roll around in it like an asshole.

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    22 Apr 2017

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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.

    You have just gotten engaged.

    The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.

    You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.

    As Bro carefully describes to you what, as the DJ, he’s going to play at the reception (almost entirely a medley of Nicki Minaj and Ke$ha), you carefully nurse a Rock Star and vodka like a 16 year old girl who just popped her cherry at prom and try to figure out what the fuck happened over the past decade or so to land you in this mess.

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    20 Apr 2017

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    Desperate times call for desperate measures, and nobody is more desperate than a troll facing the Imperial Drone at collection time. Unfortunately, anonymous sex isn't so anonymous when you run into someone you know.

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    14 Apr 2017

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