theswisswereright



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  2. Summary

    Assorted kinks carried out with assorted Red vs. Blue characters, reader-insert style. Entirely open to suggestions.

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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    This is to fill a prompt on the Baldur's Gate Kinkmeme.

    "Listen I can't explain it but I need these two romantic smut-enjoyers in a romcom B plot where they team up to hook Tav up with another party member and inadvertently fall for each other over the course of their matchmaking shenanigans.

    I'm imagining a situation where Wyll wants to help his obviously pining companions and Shadowheart, who mostly just wants them to be less annoying about it, agrees to help push the couple together. So they pull cheesy tropes from their shared interest in trashy romance novels and start engineering situations to get the two alone in romantic settings; fake jealousy plots, double dates, locking them in a closet and listening in, etc. until the realization of oops, have we been kinda fake dating? Is this romance fantasy we've constructed really still about our friends or is it just for us? Were the sexy erotica readings really platonic and necessary? etc. etc."

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    03 Mar 2024

  2. Public Bookmark 49

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    “I don’t know what you’re asking me to do,” you say, a bit helplessly, and you’re not sure if you’re still imploring the boy, or the gods themselves for this sick new game they’ve devised for you.

     

    Please, not me, not again.

     

    Not to him.

     

    “I’m asking you to kill him,” the boy says, flatly, like he’s asking you for more butter for his bread, not to face the man you gave up everything for.

    //

    Or, what to do when your evil ex-boyfriend forces you out of retirement.

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    01 Mar 2024

  3. Public Bookmark 56

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    The world has been saved, Gale has proposed, and they all lived happily ever after. The end.

    ... but you're still here, living in the pages after the book.

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    29 Feb 2024

  4. Public Bookmark 45

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    Cullen Rutherford is making a life for himself as Commander of the Inquisition. But when Mara Amell, the Hero of Ferelden, unexpectedly arrives at Skyhold, she drags up feelings in Cullen that he's tried to ignore for a long time.

    Now he has to face his past with her, and he wonders at the changes he sees in this woman he could never forget about.

    And even out of the Circle, it's not that easy for a mage and a former templar to navigate a new relationship.

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    26 Feb 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 29

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    nobody’s written the one where Zevran goes from tent to tent smashing it out with most of the companions because he’s a helper, so i did what needed doing

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    the one where Zevran gets a very slow train run on him.

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    25 Feb 2024