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Toast is the way to start a day
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Mid life is interesting for territory exploration
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Sometimes you miss things when they are gone
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Hikaru no go inspires the craziest drables during Blind Go rounds. I thought I would put a few of the one i kept here
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really its PURPLE
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- Part 2 of Purple cat
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Para Bellum by RyuuzaKochou
The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit - All Media Types
29 Jan 2013
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Hobbits always survive; even where trained and experienced soldiers don't.
Has no one ever wondered about this?
Thorin and the Company learn that it takes more than luck to be small in a big world.
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Bunnies of Death by DancingLassie
The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types
27 Feb 2013
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Fill for this prompt:
Do you know the real reason hobbits live quietly in the Shire?
It's because all the other races banded together and banished them from the world's conflicts.
It just wasn't FAIR! Hobbits were tiny, adorable, and downright vicious with any weapon they picked up! No one else got to have any fun!
So the hobbits were disqualified and sent to live peaceful lives in the Shire; thus the battles of Middle Earth became a lot more bloody and a whole lot longer.
Bonus: It wasn't just the Men, Elves, and Dwarves that kicked them out; the Goblins, Orcs, and other evil beings fully agreed with the disqualification.
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- Part 1 of Bunnies of Death
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One Does Not Simply Pop In On the Tunnel Queen by GreenT
The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, TOLKIEN J. R. R. - Works
7 Apr 2013
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While traveling between the Carrock and Beorn's home, the Company falls through a hidden hole in the ground (Bilbo starts to notice a pattern) and find themselves in a underground kingdom inhabited solely by female dwarves who have fled their homes in search of a culture that did not prohibit their dreams, where they could live and do whatever they wish. The kingdom has survived because the women will occasionally go out for one-night-stands to try and have children, and all the children end up being girls.
The kingdom is ruled by a stubborn warrior-ess who knows all-too-well how much her homeland looked down upon dwarrowdams.
The Company, of course, does not receive the warmest welcome as all of the women think they are spying and want to steal them back for wives and slaves. Except for Bilbo of course, they just find him adorable.From the Hobbit Meme, though I strayed a little
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A Funny Thing Happened at Bag End Bookstore... by darth_stitch
Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hobbit (2012), The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
22 Apr 2013
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Bilbo Baggins thought he was quite done with Adventures and wallowing in memories of Certain Dark-haired, Blue-eyed, Aggravatingly Gorgeous and Arrogant Bastards. He had his bookstore, his flat, good friends, his favorite cousin coming to visit and the company of two rambunctious but good-hearted lads that he's come to think of as family.
He couldn't be more wrong.
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A Cinderella-esque AU. Bilbo, a lonely hobbit of the Shire in the valley outside Erebor, gets a job as a cook in the dwarf kingdom to pass the time and keep himself occupied after his mother’s death. One day he meets a regal dwarf, who he thinks is a thief and trespasser, and throws an apple at his head, never knowing he’s just assaulted the dwarven Prince. Thus begins the antagonistic and somewhat odd courtship of a hobbit and the next King of Erebor.