thequeergiraffe
Fandoms
- Sherlock (TV) (58)
- Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms (58)
- Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling (10)
- Supernatural (7)
- Doctor Who (2005) (2)
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'I shouldn’t be watching this', he thought, as Sam’s hand worked steadily. Sam’s bottom lip was between his teeth, and he huffed out an unsteady, impatient breath. 'Oh God, I should not be watching this.'
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Dean comes back to the motel to discover Sam having a little fun of his own. What happens next is up to you! -
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Castiel had been watching humans since their humble beginnings, and he’d always thought their mindless rutting seemed dull and repetitious. To find that he’d been so incredibly wrong, that just the whisper of Balthazar’s lips against the pulse in his throat could make him gasp and scrape his fingers against the wall…
---When Castiel tells Dean he's a virgin, he's technically telling the truth.
Technically.
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"Would you settle down? How am I supposed to get my four hours with you flailing all over the place?"
"Shut up, jerk," Sam said, sitting up and shoving Deanna roughly.
Deanna sat up, too, and gave her sister's arm a nasty pinch. "Make me, bitch."
---Rain and an asshole motel clerk put the Winchester girls in a motel room with only one bed. Circumstance and sibling rivalry put them on the floor of said hotel room. But something else entirely takes over after that.
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"You will be missed, of course."
He'd meant by the angels, and by men too, but it still pleased him when God cracked one eye and peeked at Death coyly. "By you?"
"Most of all, by me," Death said, smiling. It was a silly game they played, hiding their truths inside taunts and teases, but they'd been playing it since time immemorial.
"Good." God nodded and hopped down from the fence, brushing at the seat of his pants. He reached down and plucked a dandelion from among the weeds, twirling it between his fingers. "To remember me by," he said, handing it to Death with false solemnity.
Death watched the little flower wither in his palm. "I'll keep it forever," he said, even as it crumbled and disappeared in a breeze.
---"Life, death; chicken, egg. Regardless - at the end, I'll reap him, too."
Just a little one-shot about God and Death's relationship near the end.
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The Hounds of the Burrow by thequeergiraffe
Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jan 2013
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"Well," Sherlock said, "don't just sit there. Pack your things!"
"Pack my…" John's eyes narrowed in confusion. "But…where are we going?"
Sherlock rolled his eyes and hopped up from the chair, rubbing his hands together excitedly. "Ottery St. Catchpole."
"You told Henry we weren't going," John said slowly, aware that he was stating the obvious.
"Of course we're going," Sherlock said brightly, dashing to his desk and rummaging through one of the drawers. "An unsolved murder, a werewolf, and a creepy old groundskeeper? I wouldn't miss that for the world!
---Tourism is on the decline at the Burrow, now a museum of sorts celebrating the lives of the Weasley family. Are the odd rumors a bid to truss up some new tourists, or are they genuine?
Series
- Part 7 of The Brave and The Cunning
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The Brave and The Cunning by thequeergiraffe
Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle
22 Jan 2013
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This series will have one fic per Sherlock episode, with series one being set in John's 6th year (and Sherlock's 5th) and series two being set in John's 7th and final year at Hogwarts. Fics will have similar (but nowhere near identical) plots to the actual BBC Sherlock episodes, with most locations being replaced with HP-universe settings. This series is set well after the Second Wizarding War and involves next to none of the HP characters, instead using Sherlock characters and the occasional minor OC.
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The Spaces In-between by thequeergiraffe
Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
5 May 2012
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A series of one-shots (varying length) from various POVs, detailing scenes between episodes/after Series 2. Multiple pairings, etc.
NOT POSTED IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER.
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“How foolish it is to think that we love only with our hearts. The heart is just an organ with a job to do, a quota to fill. When I love, I don’t want to love with a blood-pumping machine. I want to live with every inch of my body.
I will love you with my knees and my fingertips, with my elbows and my collarbones. With my freckles and my knuckles, my wrinkles and my scars.And I will love you with all the spaces in between.”
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Sirius Black is in love with James Potter, at war with Severus Snape, and on guard against the unwanted attentions of Lily Evans.
A MWPP-era series that follows The Chosen One's father and friends from their sixth year at Hogwarts to the end of the First Wizarding War.
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