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    Phil Coulson has always been a workaholic. He kind of thought all SHIELD agents were, but when the Avengers Initiative gives him reason to visit Clint at home for the first time, he discovers that Clint actually has an active domestic life. Clint cooks, he cleans, he has an interior decorating hobby. He has a such a nice home that Phil keeps finding excuses to spend more time there...

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    20 Sep 2014

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    Dedicated to Sidney Crosby's butt.

    We are all Tina Belcher.

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    7 Sep 2014

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    This is less a proper series and more a place to keep anything else that happens in the universe of Mr. Coulson's Technicolor Dreamhouse. So it will always be marked complete, and it won't necessarily be in order.

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    30 Aug 2014

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    Just because he was a unicorn did not mean he had to fall in love and mate for life, and those assholes could suck it because Bucky Barnes was not going to let himself be paraded before the screaming public just to raise some cash for the forest, no matter how good the cause.

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    25 Aug 2014

  5. Public Bookmark 57

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    Sid refuses to be jealous of something that's two and a half feet high and can't play hockey.

    OR: The Pittsburgh Zoo named some penguins after the Penguins, and no one will let Sid forget the one named after him has its shit together, because all his friends are assholes. Also there's pining.

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    16 Aug 2014

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    Bucky was the eldest of four.

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    30 Jul 2014

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    Barnes family feels!

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    “So I say, before I’m thinking through, I say am getting married,” Geno says and glances up at Sid and then back down again. “They say to American?” Geno seems reluctant to continue. Sid’s stuck on trying to figure out who Geno is marrying and why he didn’t tell Sid about it. “I say, ‘no, to Canadian.'”

    Sid makes a face. Because seriously, Sid feels like he would’ve heard if Geno was dating someone that seriously. But then again, he had no idea Geno had a kid until he was sitting in a hotel room in fucking Finland.

    “Who?” Sid finally asks when Geno seems like he’s not going to continue.

    Geno takes a deep breath and lets it out slowly. “You.”

    “Me what?” Sid asks stupidly.

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    The summer Russia invaded Ukraine and Geno had to marry Sid: a love story.

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    27 Jul 2014

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    “Vancouver!” Sid turns and shouts at the last second as she goes through the doors.

    “Vancouver!” Geno yells back.

    (Sochi timestamp.)

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    15 Jul 2014

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    By the fourth time Crosby has hung up on him, Alex has to admit that this has gone from funny to, frankly, a little hurtful.

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    14 Jul 2014

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    They’ve decided to start producing Bucky Bears again, now that he’s all shiny and redeemed and fighting for good on this big Avengers misfits team. "He has a little shiny gray arm," Bucky says, wiggling the stuffed arm in question, one of the tweaks made in the new model. It takes Steve a second to realize that Bucky’s got a small smile on his face, actually looks a little bit proud around the eyes.

    Or, Bucky relearns himself and how to be on a team, the rest of the Avengers try to get answers, and everyone watches too much Criminal Minds.

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    11 Jul 2014

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    'This is not my fault,' Tony lies. 'It was supposed to be a joke! Christ.'

    'Thanks to your joke,' says Coulson, 'we now have a code three-four-delta, with the variable being a Russian immigrant. We're checking his background right now, but it might take a while. Meanwhile, I suggest you civilian-proof the Tower. If any SHIELD intelligence is compromised, I will hurt you.'

    Yes, this is the story where the Winter Soldier is a Russian mail-order bride. Everything goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    9 Jul 2014

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    Steve Rogers and Natasha Romanov disobey Fury's orders and enjoy a European vacation, snap a few necks, and jailbreak a frozen Soviet super-soldier.

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    16 Jun 2014

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Podfic?

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    “A doctor,” Sherlock repeated, cracked words breaking right over John’s explanations. “And a soldier. And something more, now, too. Something I didn’t see.” He looked up to meet John’s gaze and narrowed his eyes. “I’ve been over it again and again since this morning and have utterly failed to find a logical explanation. What are you? A god?”

    John snorted and straightened from the doorframe. “There are no such things as gods, Sherlock, and if there were, I wouldn’t be one.”

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    14 Jun 2014

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    He's been in Steve Rogers's company for less than twenty-four hours and he's already losing sight of his mission.

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    14 Jun 2014

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    12 Jun 2014

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    “Heil Hydra,” the enemy agent shouts.

    “Heil this, motherfucker,” says Captain America, shooting off a rocket.

    Steve and Bucky find out Hollywood has been busy since they went away. A historical survey, including but not limited to: one set of exploded genitals, a brief interlude in France, Mel Gibson and other masterworks of casting, eight Academy awards, several dinosaurs, and something Tony Stark has ominously dubbed “the masterpiece.” Art included.

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    7 Jun 2014

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This would be so epic as a multi-voice podfic project.

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    "Tyler gets traded on July fourth.

    By July tenth he's on a plane. The only things he takes from Boston are a hangover and a duffel bag."

    (Or, Tyler learns to love hockey (again), Dallas, and Jamie Benn, not necessarily in that order.)

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    4 Jun 2014

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    He made sure to lay out two saucers, one of spiked milk and one of pure whisky, that night; it was the closest to an apology he could think of.

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    1 Jun 2014

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    Barnes is now glaring at him for some reason. It's somewhat terrifying but also, oddly, a little reassuring— because that's emotion right there, which means there's still somebody behind those eyes. Somebody who seems to think Sam is being a bit slow on the uptake. "Time parameters exceeded. Mission failed."

    "Wait." Sam narrows his eyes. "Is this some kind of... report? Debriefing?"

    "Mission report," confirms Barnes, looking pleased. Well, looking slightly less murderous than before.

    In which various people deal with things they never signed up for, but at the end of the day no one's particularly surprised.

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    31 May 2014

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    The Winter Soldier is on the run and no one is more surprised than he is by the fact that he is accompanied by a little boy who seems convinced that he is his father:

    “What’s that, Papa?”

    Papa flinches and looks at Stefan. “It’s called a Kalashnikov,” he says, in a strange voice. “You’re not to touch it, okay?”

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    22 May 2014

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