thegirlthatisclumsy

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    The governmental network on the Eastern seaboard was one part incestuous and two parts homicidal. All in all it was rather difficult to find time for personal lives. Gunplay and international incidents notwithstanding.

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    The Real Thing series was born out of getting myself out of a writing rut. Schuyler deserves many thanks and much gratitude for the kick.

    I have no idea if this series will go beyond the two fics. I'm leaving it open ended for now.

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    Tropes Meme responses from my livejournal and posted here. I feel like I should just say that these are mostly unbeta'd and lots of silliness and randomness. You've been warned. ;)

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  1. Rec 19

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    “Anyway, we wanna court you.” Bucky grins. Steve throws his hands up.

    “Buck. There was a way I was going to say that--”

    “He doesn't need anyone sugar-coating shit for him Stevie.” Bucky shrugs, “He knows what we mean.”

    Or, where Steve and Bucky are a mated pair who fall in love with T'Challa.
    ...This'll get complicated.

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    23 Feb 2017

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    The British Government accidentally clones Sherlock Holmes. Which brings a baby to 221B Baker Street.

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    12 Feb 2017

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    “You know this would be easier if I could figure out what the hell I even am,” Stiles retorted before he could stop himself.

    “We can discuss that, if you’d like,” Deaton said, as glacially calm as he always was.

    Stiles sighed, hearing the instruction behind the blandness.

    “A druid is a defender,” he recited, “a warlock’s adept at warring, a magician mimics, a wizard hordes wisdom, a mage is a maker, a sorcerer summons, a spark-”

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    Or, Stiles is a magical -something he's still trying to figure out- but it's hard to be a druid's apprentice, act normal despite his epic crush on Derek Hale, and not let his tenuous control of his abilities out him at every turn.

    Which is about when a magical cat suddenly decides he's Stiles' familiar. Because of course that's what he needs in his life.

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    10 Feb 2017

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    “So let me see if I got this right,” Bucky says, gaze focused on Steve. “You want to fake date me.”

    “No,” Steve shakes his head, and then corrects him, “I want us to pretend to be engaged.”

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    8 Feb 2017

  5. Rec 39

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    Spock, in the course of fulfilling his duties as first officer, discovers that, in his youth, Doctor McCoy starred in pornographic videos. He also discovers that he is a jealous man.

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    8 Feb 2017