thegirlthatisclumsy

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    The governmental network on the Eastern seaboard was one part incestuous and two parts homicidal. All in all it was rather difficult to find time for personal lives. Gunplay and international incidents notwithstanding.

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    The Real Thing series was born out of getting myself out of a writing rut. Schuyler deserves many thanks and much gratitude for the kick.

    I have no idea if this series will go beyond the two fics. I'm leaving it open ended for now.

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    Tropes Meme responses from my livejournal and posted here. I feel like I should just say that these are mostly unbeta'd and lots of silliness and randomness. You've been warned. ;)

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    The one where Shuri sciences the shit out of everything and adopts a puppy—er, sad disgruntled POW in desperate need of a snarky little sister and an upgrade.

    (Or, Shuri lends a hand.)

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    21 Feb 2018

  2. Rec 39

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    Tequila is determined to get a promotion to be head distiller of Statesman Whiskey but is a little rough around the edges for the job. The solution two weeks of gentlemanly training in England. Too bad the teacher is this fussy, uptight guy Harry with long legs and gorgeous eyes.

    Eggsy won a contest that he thought would give cash and somehow ended up at this become a gentleman course in the bloody country, but he can steal some stuff if that bald sexy as hell bloke don't distract him too much.

    Harry finds a man in denim on denim attractive; he assumes he had a stroke and hopes the next will kill him.

    Merlin is trying to figure out how to mix flirtation and larceny, it is harder than expected.

    A story about finding love when you really don't intend to - because isn't that always the way of it.

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    13 Feb 2018

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    The words on his arm were crisp and clear, written in a rushed-looking scrawl like someone had taken a purple marker to Phil’s skin.

    So I take it that second honeymoon isn’t working out the way you’d hoped?

    Phil’s legs went out from under him and he sat down with a painful thud, all brain processes diverted to the task of staring at his arm and wondering—and wondering—

    Phil was waiting, was the thing. Not for sex—definitely not for that—but for romance, for a relationship. He knew that not every soulbond was sexual or romantic in nature, but most were, and he wanted that, wanted the kind of marriage his parents had, bound together in every possible way.
    And he was going to meet his soulmate on his second honeymoon?

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    06 Jan 2018

  4. Rec 6

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    Shitty and Lardo make a five-year plan. And that plan comes with a further 18 year commitment.

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    21 Dec 2017

  5. Rec 66

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    A soft and sweet story about a baker with a speech impediment who bakes his emotions into his creations. Everyone knows this and accepts it. Except newcomer to town Professor Harry Hart who is rather confused by it all. He does know that Percival is gorgeous and he rather wants to take the quiet man out and if he gains a stone from eating baked goods so be it. Far worse things have been done for love.

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    18 Dec 2017