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    The governmental network on the Eastern seaboard was one part incestuous and two parts homicidal. All in all it was rather difficult to find time for personal lives. Gunplay and international incidents notwithstanding.

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    The Real Thing series was born out of getting myself out of a writing rut. Schuyler deserves many thanks and much gratitude for the kick.

    I have no idea if this series will go beyond the two fics. I'm leaving it open ended for now.

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    Tropes Meme responses from my livejournal and posted here. I feel like I should just say that these are mostly unbeta'd and lots of silliness and randomness. You've been warned. ;)

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    Eggsy turned on the charm with the smile that he knew made Harry weak. “Come on. You like Merlin. Would it be that bad to spend a week with him on a yacht?”

    “I like Merlin. That doesn’t necessarily mean I want to pretend to be his husband.”

    Out of the corner of his eye, Eggsy saw Merlin flinch.

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    27 Sep 2017

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    Merlin owns Kingsman games, a video game company that his whole pack works for. The group have decided their alpha needs a mate and force his grumpy hermit ass to go out and meet omegas at fancy parties and social occasions.
    So of course he finds his perfect mate in waiter Eggsy Unwin. Now he just has to convince the lad that it isn't a joke, that he really does want him for forever.

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    14 Sep 2017

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    “I’m Eggsy,” the stranger says, holding out his hand. It’s a very fine one. Small, with elegant bones and long fingers. He wears a gold signet ring on the smallest one.

    It’s obviously a nickname, designed to undoubtedly invite more questions, pull in more interest. Harry can’t say he isn’t baited, but.

    “And I’m working,” he says, ignoring the hand and Eggsy both as he resumes his guard.

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    14 Sep 2017

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    “If you make a thousand of these, then your heart’s greatest desire will come true. That’s how the legend goes,” Mrs Moto tells Eggsy, holding up his somewhat lopsided crane next to her perfectly crisp-edged one. “But it did fuck all for Sadako, and it’s never happened for anyone I knew, so consider it a load of bollocks.”

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    13 Sep 2017

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    Harry Hart dies in 2015. Twenty-something years later, young Victor Arden pops up wearing Harry's face and knowing things he shouldn't.

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    13 Sep 2017