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    The governmental network on the Eastern seaboard was one part incestuous and two parts homicidal. All in all it was rather difficult to find time for personal lives. Gunplay and international incidents notwithstanding.

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    The Real Thing series was born out of getting myself out of a writing rut. Schuyler deserves many thanks and much gratitude for the kick.

    I have no idea if this series will go beyond the two fics. I'm leaving it open ended for now.

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    Tropes Meme responses from my livejournal and posted here. I feel like I should just say that these are mostly unbeta'd and lots of silliness and randomness. You've been warned. ;)

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    Steve just wanted a job. He wasn't expecting a marriage proposal. And he certainly wasn't expecting to accept.

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    18 Jun 2017

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    “We should date,” Bucky blurts out, inspiration suddenly striking.

    That gets him Steve’s attention, at least. “Excuse me?” he asks.

     “No no no, hear me out,” Bucky says. “You wanna get back at them, right? Imagine the following: We date, fall madly in love, then have the most horrendous breakup in history and make them deal with that. They’ll feel terrible because they set us up, and we get to eat free ice cream and see their faces when we eventually tell them we pulled one over them,” Bucky finishes with a smug grin.

     “That’s a terrible plan,” Steve says.

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    15 Jun 2017

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    The brush rattled and Clint came to a halt, listening for any sounds from the missing teens. The normal nighttime rustles of leaves and insects were all he heard. Two more steps in the direction he was heading and the wolf slunk out of the shadows to block his way. A beautiful silver and black timberwolf, the largest Clint had seen, sat on its haunches and tilted its head as it looked Clint over with big blue eyes.

    “Okay,” Clint said. He slowly stepped back, keeping careful watch on the animal. “I’m no danger to you. Just head on off on your wolfy way.”

    The wolf yipped and shook its head as if disagreeing with Clint.

    A growl issued from the wolf’s throat; Clint frozen as moonlight reflected off those eyes that saw everything. The wolf walked back until Clint could see the grey tips of its ears flick forward and back. With a quick bark, it turned and loped South, pausing to look back at Clint.

    “I must be fucking crazy,” Clint mumbled to himself. “This isn’t an episode of Lassie; Timmy’s not down the well.”

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    3 Jun 2017

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    When Steve wakes up, it is a surprise.

    The last thing he remembers is the bottom of the lake, sharp teeth and yellow eyes, and the cold pressure of not being able to breathe. But he isn’t dead. He didn’t drown. He is not in the water anymore.

    Instead, he is warm, very much alive, and wrapped in a cocoon of feathers.

    He’s also naked. And with a man lying right next to him.

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    3 Jun 2017

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    When What Not To Wear's Clint and Natasha were contacted by SHIELD to take on one of their best as a client, Clint didn't think anything of it except a desire to help a fellow vet. The shiver of premonition racing down his back could mind its own business, thanks.

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    2 Jun 2017