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    The governmental network on the Eastern seaboard was one part incestuous and two parts homicidal. All in all it was rather difficult to find time for personal lives. Gunplay and international incidents notwithstanding.

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    The Real Thing series was born out of getting myself out of a writing rut. Schuyler deserves many thanks and much gratitude for the kick.

    I have no idea if this series will go beyond the two fics. I'm leaving it open ended for now.

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    Tropes Meme responses from my livejournal and posted here. I feel like I should just say that these are mostly unbeta'd and lots of silliness and randomness. You've been warned. ;)

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    As if Sheriff Stilinski doesn't have enough to deal with, now he's been attacked by some enormous dog in the forest, and that's normal compared to what happens next...

    Season one re-telling with Sheriff Stilinski being bitten instead of Scott. (Possibly also season 2. We'll see where it goes. =D)

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    25 Apr 2017

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    Derek doesn't expect much from his arranged marriage. When his inattentive husband, Lord Stiles Stilinski, tells him he's free to look for a lover, he doesn't know where to start, until a dashing bandit named the Red Fox catches his eye.
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    The Fox winks again. “Have a good night, Derek,” he purrs in a sultry tone, and then climbs back on the horse and disappears into the night.
    Derek walks up the path towards the manor in a daze, and it isn’t until he’s inside when he realizes he never told the Fox his name or where he lived.

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    15 Apr 2017

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    As a thank you to my followers on tumblr, I offered to write even more fics. This is what they asked for...

    Celestial Navigation: 18 year old Omega!Tony finds himself Bonded to Captain Steve Rogers. He isn't happy about it until he is.

    Chapter 1: Steve gets de-aged and clings to Tony
    Chapter 2: Celestial Navigation 1 (Omega!Tony)
    Chapter 3: Celestial Navigation 2
    Chapter 4: Celestial Navigation 3
    Chapter 5: Celestial Navigation 4
    Chapter 6: Celestial Navigation 5
    Chapter 7: Fanart for Celestial Navigation by mushroomhobbit
    Chapter 8: Celestial Navigation 6
    Chapter 9: Celestial Navigation 7
    Chapter 10: Celestial Navigation 8
    Chapter 11: Celestial Navigation 9
    Chapter 12: Fanart by spaceliondad for Ch. 9
    Chapter 13: Epilogue
    Chapter 14: MIT Smut Interlude
    Chapter 15: Prima Nocta (unrelated to CN)

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    4 Apr 2017

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    Bilbo Baggins arrived home late one afternoon in the middle of the week and the entire west Farthing is still talking about it.

    Poor Mister Baggins. He was doomed to be a nine-days wonder no matter what and is it any wonder after a year-long adventure? Even the Tooks haven’t the influence to hush that up, but Mad Baggins seems to have managed to silence every tongue in the Shire on that subject which would be awe-inspiring ...if not for the way he decided to go about it.

    OR: That one where Middle Earth seems to be unclear about where baby Hobbits come from.

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    31 Mar 2017

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    Clint is the guy who goes to the crime scene with a camera and finds all the evidence. Coulson is the guy all the evidence initially points to, and that's a problem. Because naturally, he's entirely Clint's type, because that's just the way Clint's life IS.

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    26 Mar 2017