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    cockblock (vulgar, slang)
    verb: to impede the romantic or sexual advances of a person (usually a man) towards another

    cockblockhead (vulgar, slang)
    noun: a person (usually a man) who unintentionally cockblocks themselves
    see also entries for: self-sabotage, absolute idiocy, Harry James Potter

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    Draco's never entirely certain of anything, particularly not in regards to Harry--or moving in together.

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    Draco is Weasley’s assistant. Except for the week he’s not. Whose brilliant idea was that again? Featuring offices in Edinburgh, an epic Measley Bromance (that no one will admit exists), several unrequited crushes, fantastical revenge scenarios, coffee snobbery, the dreaded – yet adorable – toddler terror, promises of organ swapping, a play about Scottish history (no one cares), sequins, and the League of Snarky Secretaries!

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    08 Jan 2018

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    Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them confirm his bad opinion of them and slobber down his sleeve with their adoration. Draco knew that the best way to win Harry Potter’s heart was to be his friend first, and go so slowly he wouldn’t even realize you were doing it

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