thedeadparrot

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  1. House M.D. (33)
  2. Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types (25)
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Recent works

Recent series

  1. Summary

    The Mafia AU.

    Words:
    70,619
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    75
  2. Summary

    Pacific Rim AU. Jeff opens his eyes, and Mike opens his eyes. It's both his eyes and Mike's eyes. Their eyes.

    Words:
    29,439
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    2
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    6
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  5. Summary

    This is the story of House and Rodney's epic love affair. No, really.

    Words:
    13,878
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    6
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    11

Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec 20

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    Saito creates Cobb in limbo. Then they make mazes.

    Language:
    English
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    16
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    76
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    1 Aug 2010

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This dream world takes my breath away, and I love the Saito here sooooooo much.

  2. Rec 12

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    The Doctor learned to draw on Gallifrey.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    8
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    36
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    12
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    18 Mar 2010

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I love this story as an untangling of things, and I love it as a look into John Smith, who I have always been curious about. The writing is just so lovely.

  3. Rec 95

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    Jim's new protege reminds him of Spock. Speaking of Spock, Jim's birthday is coming up...

    "I mentioned the assistance you were lending me to Captain Spock over dinner at an official function the other day," he explained. "When you get around to guilting me into unpleasant tasks, Cadet, I'm afraid you'll be obliged to listen to me expound on my latest hobby as well."
    Language:
    English
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    16,432
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    1/1
    Comments:
    35
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    95
    Hits:
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    5 Jan 2010

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Totally one of my favorite TOS fics ever. I love this San Francisco, and I love the OC, and I love the history and affection between everyone.

  4. Rec 42

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    "I am dealing," Tony says. "I'm dealing myself out."

    Language:
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    Kudos:
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    42
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    30 Dec 2009

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is the Stark/Rhodes story of my heart.

  5. Rec 40

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    "Yes, I do it to aggravate you," says Arthur

    Language:
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    1/1
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    40
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    14 Dec 2009

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I have such a soft spot for Merlin futurefic, especially when it's done so well.