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    On the first day of training, the Order gives Foreman a sword.

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    House and Sheppard have a conversation.

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    It's hard to regret anything, though. Wilson can't unlearn the things the experience has taught her, wouldn't even want to try.

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    One day, Wilson wakes up as a woman.

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    In which there's a date, a movie, and confessions. Sort of.

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    Five years ago, House managed to convince Wilson to put up a poster of Rebel Without A Cause in his office, across from the desk, so that Wilson would see it every day.

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    John runs into the guy across the hall, and things just snowball from there.

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    "Shhh," House says, waving Wilson off with a glare and hand motions. "I'm trying to stalk someone."

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    "Never really liked summers," Rodney says.

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    In which there's a plague in Atlantis, connections are remade, and Rodney doesn't actually shoot House in the face.

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    Despite the hospital gossip, House is not, in fact, a man-hating lesbian.

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    House comes back as a zombie.

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    In which a new kid shows up at Rodney's high school, Mathlympics are had, and Rodney does, in fact, learn to love the prom.

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    Five times House unplugged and thought he was somewhere else.

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    House and Wilson get turned into penguins.

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    He lost a patient on Wednesday, and it hurts the way all his failures do, sharp and bitter, with a hint of regret.

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    Five characters. Five unconnected ficlets.

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    Wilson finds a triceratops in his office.

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    "I've always wanted to be a lesbian," House said, feeling up his chest in the cafeteria.

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