5 Works by thedeadparrot in Iron Man (Movies)

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    "What did I tell you, sweetums? Tropical vacation. Best stress relief on the planet," Tony says.

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    "So, to get all the obvious questions out of the way: yes, the future is great, no, we don't have flying cars, yes, I do get to bang a lot of hot chicks, and the internet does transform the world by making it easier to watch videos of cats. Anything that I miss?"

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    English
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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    5
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    50
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    380
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    Post-Civil War. Tony opens his mouth, but he can't find the right words. His version of therapy sucks.

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    English
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    47
    Hits:
    1391
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    Tony doesn't ever stop talking.

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    4
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    128
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    24
    Hits:
    2576
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    "Stop stealing my schtick, Wayne," Tony says, shaking his hand in greeting.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    238
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    5466

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