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    Everyone knows that soulmate names can fade -- the most common reasons are death and divorce. They aren't supposed to come back.

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    Jeff Carter's got enough to worry about with the end of the OHL season and his NHL draft coming up.

    The last thing he needs on top of all that is visions of a future with Mike Richards.

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    Mike and Jeff are single dads whose kids play on the same hockey team. I'm pretty sure you know where this is going from here.

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    There's a story about a scorpion and a frog, about how the scorpion will sting because that's what scorpions do. It always reminds Erik of Charles.

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    Stuart tries some things. Not all of them work out.

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    After the bonfire, Connor can't sleep.

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    The places they've been.

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    "It really does look better on you," Poe says.

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    "What did I tell you, sweetums? Tropical vacation. Best stress relief on the planet," Tony says.

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    They meet, as is fitting, on a battlefield.

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    Mike doesn't know how these things keep happening to him.

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    The years of doing this -- the same case files full of replicants, the same days and weeks of hunting them through the streets of LA, the same whistling of the kettle when the water's ready -- they're all sitting on Mike's shoulders, weighing him down.

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    Pacific Rim AU. Mike POV companion piece to Living in Salt. Mike works through his issues by talking to everyone except his co-pilot.

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    Jeff likes being humiliated. Mike doesn't really get it, but he's willing to go along with it anyway.

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    willie_mitch33: @mikehrichards Killer! When you going to come and play with the big boys #bluewater

    mikehrichards: @willie_mitch33 just waiting for the invite bud

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    Charles is resurrected. Erik regains full use of his powers. And everything that happens between those two events.

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    Arnold's the one who's getting very thoroughly laid wolf-style, and Mike's here in his hotel room, very much not getting laid. Good thing Jeff's around to help him out.

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    "I ran into Ellen Page yesterday in a Duane Reade condiments aisle," Chloe says. "Gave her this long sob story about my girlfriend and her tragic medical condition that makes her eyes really big and forces her to wear ugly sweaters, and she invited me to her birthday party."

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    On the ice, he careens into opposing players, he fires off slapshots, he wins faceoffs, and he gets into fights. He does it all with the taste of the lake's water on his tongue, the feel of its winter ice underneath his skates. Some of the other witches chirp him for cheating, for using his magic where it's not allowed. But they don't get it. Mike's magic has never been something he does. It's always been something he is.

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    English
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    6
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    3
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    493
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    Pacific Rim AU. Jeff opens his eyes, and Mike opens his eyes. It's both his eyes and Mike's eyes. Their eyes.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
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    82
    Bookmarks:
    12
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    1220

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