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    And then Louis says, “I bet £10,000 I could go longer without wanking than all of you,” which was probably his first mistake.

     

    In which Louis has some regrets, Liam isn’t worried, Niall wants to help, Harry tries to forfeit, and Zayn may or may not be bothered.

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    07 Dec 2014

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    FUCKING GOOD

  2. Public Bookmark 91

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    Michael and Luke hate each other, so Calum locks them in a closet until they resolve their issues. At least that's the theory.

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  3. Public Bookmark 34

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    In which Harry and Michael finally do something. And Harry says fuck a lot.

    Title from Katy Perry's Teenage Dream (which 5sos do a rockin cover of)

    Based on these two tweets: @Harry_Styles Awoke to late night Poker on the tv. The dude playing looks like the guy from The Hunger Games.

    @Ashton5SOS "Watching late night poker with my wang out"

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    Louis turns five centimeters tall one day at work. Harry accidentally takes him home.

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    24 Mar 2014

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    Zayn Malik, closeted gay pornstar.

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