thebratqueen

Captain Marvel



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  1. Summary

    The result of a Bruce/Tony plot bunny that gave birth to like a billion ideas and I just type here, really.

    Note: This is actually heading towards a point. If it goes as planned there will be at least 7 stories total in the series. However should hopefully be written in such a way that if I get hit by a bus all of the posted stories can be read as-is without leaving any huge plot threads dangling. Not that I'm planning on getting hit by a bus, but you never know.

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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    “You’re offering me a choice?” Bruce said in disbelief.
    “Of course,” Joker said, like it was the most obvious thing in the world. “It’d be no fun if I had to force myself on you.

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    14 Jan 2018

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    He's found out who Batman is- and Bruce isn't sure how. All he's sure of is that he's staring at the Joker's hips in broad daylight, on his personal phone- wondering how he's going to survive this harassment.

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    14 Jan 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 43

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    The Joker's love of an audience doesn't exclusively apply to his crime sprees. Sometimes he puts on a disguise and dances in a strip club, because it makes some money and it gets him all hot inside. One night, Matches Malone shows up, and he doesn't recognize the Joker at first, but Joker sure recognizes him.

    or: Joker is REALLY thirsty, and Batman is obliging.

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    13 Jan 2018

  4. Public Bookmark 98

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    'The first time it happens Owlman decides it must be a fluke... Not the sex – he always knew that was going to happen sooner or later – but the part where he wakes up with the Jokester drooling in his hair.'

    For those who don't know, Earth 3 is a DC Comics canon alternate universe where the moral opposites of the characters we know and love live. Owlman is that universe's Bruce Wayne - a feared crime lord who makes Patrick Bateman look tame. His arch nemesis is the Joke(ste)r, a former comedian turned vigilante who fights crime with gag-themed props and SHEER AWESOME.

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    13 Jan 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 4

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    "Okay, I'll bite," Liam said, coughing a bit as his beer attempted to go down his windpipe. "Why are you writing fanfiction about us?"

    Sam shrugged. "Why not?"

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    26 Dec 2017