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  1. Public Bookmark 19

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    There wasn’t much about John Doe that most people would consider normal. Of course life with John wouldn’t be normal either. Bruce had expected that. What he hadn’t expected was how easy it was.

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    03 Feb 2018

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    “We take turns,” John had said. “One of us gets tied up and blindfolded, and for the next ten minutes the other person can do whatever they want to them. You know, take their frustrations out in whatever way they want.”

    Bruce wasn’t so sure that it was a good idea, but John seemed determined, and if he thought this might help to strengthen their relationship then Bruce was willing to give it a shot.

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    28 Jan 2018

  3. Public Bookmark 82

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    “You’re offering me a choice?” Bruce said in disbelief.
    “Of course,” Joker said, like it was the most obvious thing in the world. “It’d be no fun if I had to force myself on you.

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    14 Jan 2018

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    He's found out who Batman is- and Bruce isn't sure how. All he's sure of is that he's staring at the Joker's hips in broad daylight, on his personal phone- wondering how he's going to survive this harassment.

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    13 Jan 2018

  5. Public Bookmark 43

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    The Joker's love of an audience doesn't exclusively apply to his crime sprees. Sometimes he puts on a disguise and dances in a strip club, because it makes some money and it gets him all hot inside. One night, Matches Malone shows up, and he doesn't recognize the Joker at first, but Joker sure recognizes him.

    or: Joker is REALLY thirsty, and Batman is obliging.

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    13 Jan 2018

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    'The first time it happens Owlman decides it must be a fluke... Not the sex – he always knew that was going to happen sooner or later – but the part where he wakes up with the Jokester drooling in his hair.'

    For those who don't know, Earth 3 is a DC Comics canon alternate universe where the moral opposites of the characters we know and love live. Owlman is that universe's Bruce Wayne - a feared crime lord who makes Patrick Bateman look tame. His arch nemesis is the Joke(ste)r, a former comedian turned vigilante who fights crime with gag-themed props and SHEER AWESOME.

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    13 Jan 2018

  7. Public Bookmark 4

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    "Okay, I'll bite," Liam said, coughing a bit as his beer attempted to go down his windpipe. "Why are you writing fanfiction about us?"

    Sam shrugged. "Why not?"

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    26 Dec 2017

  8. Public Bookmark 19

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    “If you could have absolutely anything in the world for Christmas, and I mean anything, no matter how ridiculous it might seem at first, then what would it be?”

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    25 Dec 2017

  9. Public Bookmark 44

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    John asks Bruce for kissing lessons. Bruce has feelings, and things get a little more intense than he was anticipating.

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    09 Dec 2017

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    It’s like a beginning of a bad joke, the kind that people laugh at but nobody finds funny. Bruce Wayne goes to a bar to find out if the rumors about a new smuggler operating from the place are true and ends up getting drunk with Joker. It has to be a joke.

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    Bruce tries to date Joker and keep him from finding out he's Batman at the same time.

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    05 Dec 2017

  11. Public Bookmark 30

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    Set during "Injustice: Ground Zero" issue 6 (or Joker's chapter in the game).

     

    You do not take away a Batman's Joker.

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    03 Dec 2017

  12. Public Bookmark 82

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    “Are you kidding me?” Jessica asks, flat, and Matt quirks an eyebrow. “Jesus Christ, everyone’s right, you have no sense of self-preservation. What’re you gonna do next, ask Danny to fist you?”

    “Well,” Matt says carefully, “no.”

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    26 Aug 2017

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    Hanzo is a new member of Overwatch, working undercover in a coffee shop with a few other agents. He’s adjusting to his new life – and making good progress on his missions – when he starts finding ridiculous messages scrawled on coffee cups… Messages that are, apparently, for him. While he’s convinced it’s all just a ridiculous prank, D.Va calls them “pick-up lines” and insists that he has a “secret admirer.”

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    23 Nov 2016

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    How the heroic organization Overwatch acquires the talents of one Hanzo Shimada, and how gunslinger Jesse McCree will probably suffer because of it for the rest of his days.

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    29 Oct 2016

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    Upon arriving back in Whitestone, Fredrick calls his third child to his side and says gravely, "My son, while I was gone I made arrangements for you to be married."

    Percival, who was raised in nobility and has always quietly feared this exact thing his entire life, sets his jaw and nods obediently. "Yes, Father," he says, and then holes himself up in his workshop to drink.

    Upon arriving back in Syngorn, Sildor calls the girl child to his side and says gravely, "My daughter, while I was gone I made arrangements for you to be married."

    Vex'ahlia throws a chair through a window.

    Or, the one where the Briarwoods never took over Whitestone, Thordak never destroyed Byroden, and two asshole nobles make a snap decision over whiskey. Percival struggles with his chronic emotional constipation and works on his tan, Vex'ahlia commits arson and sighs a lot, the de Rolo siblings win the award for Tal'Dorei's Least Helpful Peanut Gallery, and, eventually, there's a wedding. If they can all survive each other long enough to get to it.

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    22 Jul 2016

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    Upon arriving back in Whitestone, Fredrick calls his third child to his side and says gravely, "My son, while I was gone I made arrangements for you to be married."

    Percival, who was raised in nobility and has always quietly feared this exact thing his entire life, sets his jaw and nods obediently. "Yes, Father," he says, and then holes himself up in his workshop to drink.

    Upon arriving back in Syngorn, Sildor calls the girl child to his side and says gravely, "My daughter, while I was gone I made arrangements for you to be married."

    Vex'ahlia throws a chair through a window.

    Or, the one where the Briarwoods never took over Whitestone, Thordak never destroyed Byroden, and two asshole nobles make a snap decision over whiskey. Percival struggles with his chronic emotional constipation and works on his tan, Vex'ahlia commits arson and sighs a lot, the de Rolo siblings win the award for Tal'Dorei's Least Helpful Peanut Gallery, and, eventually, there's a wedding. If they can all survive each other long enough to get to it.

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    22 Jul 2016

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    Seventeen-year-old Will Graham never makes wishes. If he has any, it's that he wants his dad to stop drinking, a chance to play on a proper piano, and a home where he can have dogs. He doesn't expect any of these to come to pass. After all, this is real life, and he is the weird freak of his school.
    Then he lends a familiar face an umbrella, and his entire life is turned upside down.

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    12 Dec 2015

  18. Public Bookmark 84

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    rev·o·lu·tion
    /ˌrevəˈlo͞oSH(ə)n/
    a dramatic and wide-reaching change in the way something works or is organized or in people's ideas about it.

    Amidst the fight for the freedom of an entire nation, John Laurens is fighting for freedom within himself.

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    02 Dec 2015

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    “Among others, the British have captured Laurens.”
    “WHAT?”

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    09 Nov 2015

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    Written in response to a tumblr request for a drabble on the line, "You're the only one I trust to do this."

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    07 Nov 2015

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