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    In which Stiles ships Derek/nice things almost as hard as I do

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    Stiles definitely starts off thinking it’s fucking hilarious that Derek-sourwolf-Hale does crosswords and cares about scuffs on his furniture.

    But at a certain point, and he can’t pinpoint exactly when, “fully functional adult couple” somehow becomes a massive fetish of his. Derek in sweats and bare feet, nudging his glasses up his nose while he does the Sunday crossword? Unff. Derek filling out forms to get some renovations on his property approved? Oh God, yes. Derek putting away groceries and bitching that the corner store was out of the right type of Greek yogurt? Take me now, Stiles thinks, worrying at his lower lip with his teeth.

    This can’t be normal.

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    16 Oct 2017

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    01 Oct 2017

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    "His dad is probably going to tell Stiles not to hang out with us," says Boyd, taking a sip of his Coke.

    Isaac gives Derek an utterly betrayed look, and Erica glares at him. "I told you not to wear those sunglasses!" she hisses.

    "What if Stiles can't hang out with us any more?" says Isaac wretchedly. "What if Scott doesn't want to hang out with us because --"

    "I said those were pedophile sunglasses!" says Erica, in a quiet, piercing whisper that makes Derek's ears hurt.

    Boyd continues eating his gyro, which he has laid out on a plate like a salad on a piece of flatbread, methodically picking out the tomatoes, feta and lamb and laying them to the side to eat after the lettuce. Boyd would eat his gyro if there was a bomb going off.

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    30 Sep 2017

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    “You’re married?” 
    No, he’s not. Though he peeks discreetly at his hand and rifles through memories of his last Las Vegas show, in case there was an Elvis thing.
    “Nope.” 
    “So the name Alaric Saltzman doesn’t ring a bell? He’s not your husband?” 

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    Thought they were so rebellious, running off to get married as soon as they’d graduated. Damon was going to make a name for himself in Richmond while Alaric went to school and then they were going to move to LA or New York where Damon’s career could really take off. 
    Instead, they’d fought like dogs. And Damon had left alone.

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    based on this prompt, found on tumblr.

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    29 Sep 2017

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    “Stiles, uh. You know I’m totally on your side? Like, I’ll never not be on your side, ever. But you know that weed’s kind of different for werewolves, right?”

    Stiles mashes his face into Scott’s chest, tries to burrow down under the comforter. Scott sighs, pulls back and waits until Stiles is looking at him.

    “I know. Just—don’t try and make me be the adult here,” he says, hates the plaintive tone his voice has taken on.

    “He’s happy, Stiles. And I can’t believe you’d ever think I’d do that to you, buddy,” he says, ruffling Stiles's hair with a grin as Stiles slaps his hand away and hunkers down again, his ear against Scott’s chest, their feet tangled together.

    Derek Hale comes back to Beacon Hills stoned and happy. Stiles tries not to resent him for it, and mostly fails.

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    19 Sep 2017