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  1. Public Bookmark 12

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    If you want to get to know Scott McCall, all you have to do is look at his instagram.

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    11 Jan 2017

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Oh wow. This is gorgeous.

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    Jace’s hair is slicked back, his composure is perfect, and he looks every inch the FBI agent he apparently really is, kitted out in his bulletproof vest with his gun in his hand as he gestures with the other at some point on a map. Simon wants to cling to him and never let go, and he also wants to shatter a vase over Jace’s head or something equally dramatic.
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    Simon falls onto his new neighbor, falls in love, and falls into the middle of an undercover FBI operation. Not necessarily in that order.

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    29 Nov 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    i am in love omg.

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Goblet of Fire AU: The change in their relationship happens during fourth year, when an exhausted and dateless Harry groans out the important question, “Why can’t we just go together?”

    Pure fluff for the 5+ AU Headcanons game.

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    31 Oct 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I AM CLUTCHING MY FACE IN JOY

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    For the NWS prompt: "Wells + Miller + Raven: unlikely friends on the Ark."

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    29 Oct 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I cannot believe I forgot to bookmark this I love it so much.

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    Wells[13:20]: Okay, to make this work, We have to check a list of things.
    Wells[13:23]: First we need to have a convincing story. I don’t do hook ups, so it’s not going to be easy. I suggest that we meet in a museum of your choosing, although I’m not terrible fond of technology related museums.
    Wells[13:25]: Second I need to know what you’re wearing. My father is a prestigious man and this needs to be reflected in his son and the son’s partner as well.
    Wells[13:28]: If we can settle on this, we have to go through some logistics. I will give you a list of all my relatives that you have to at least know a little bit. And we might add more detail to this “relationship”
    Bellamy[16:03]: Normally I liked to get fucked, before committing to anything like this, but understood

    prompt: wellamy fake relationship au

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    26 Sep 2016

    Bookmarker's Notes

    FAKE RELATIONSHIP IN THE FORM OF A TEXTING AU OMG