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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    Roxy comes home from work, but Jane's not quite finished cooking dinner yet. Whatever will Roxy eat?

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    01 Jul 2017

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    It’s common knowledge among the paranormally inclined that imbibing a copious amount of Monster energy drinks at precisely 2 a.m. inside a 7-Eleven is a fast way to the land of the fair folk, but many people are unaware that similar effect can be achieved with fifteen shots of espresso and any big-name chain store that stays open late at night.

    You decide to stick with the classic technique. You grab two Monster cans off the shelf and pop open the tabs.

    She smells like… hm… like licorice, and sour blueberry candy, something bright and unnatural melting on the tongue. Like chloroform. Saccharine and sickening, the kind you can’t help but want more of. She smells dangerous, but the kind of dangerous you don't register until it’s far too late, you won’t even care, like a fly caught in honey—

    You jerk back, dizzy, and prop an arm on the wall to steady yourself. You’re naturally resistant, but shit, that’s a strong glamour.

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    27 May 2017

  3. Public Bookmark 27

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    Dear Sir:
    I write with the sincere purpose of speaking with Yourself as such a Natural Philosopher for whom my work might hold some Interest. I have enclosed with this letter a set of Curious Stones from the great cliffs near my home in Lyme Regis ...

    Mary Anning writes to Charles Lyell.

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    02 Mar 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    Nepeta Leijon trolls the United Nations. UN officials respond as though they are characters in a B-grade alien invasion movie. Hilarity ensues and/or rocks fall.

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    07 Aug 2016

  5. Public Bookmark 32

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    Crowley and Aziraphale are both saddled with apprentices, which seriously puts a crimp in their style (or lack thereof). Sollux became a demon because of his anger at, of all things, the mistreatment of honeybees. Eridan doesn't believe in angels despite being one himself.

    Lower Tadfield is now a mecca for witches, and the end is nigh (again). Who's to stop the Woegothics from unleashing Satan upon the world? That's right. A crack team of two angels, two demons, and some kid who likes trashy romance novels.

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    10 Jul 2016

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