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    From a tumblr prompt: “my best friend got turned into a frog and now i’m being the best wingman ever by carrying them around to bars and getting hot people to kiss them in hopes of hooking them up with their true love” AU

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    English
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    40
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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    31
    Hits:
    331
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    Figuring out who you are is hard enough without biology getting in the way.

    Language:
    English
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    3/3
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    214
    Bookmarks:
    39
    Hits:
    3504
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    Sometimes, Pete stealth-kneels.

    Series
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    English
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    578
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    143
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2336
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    "Do you know what I get out of Domming someone?"

    Series
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    English
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    765
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2363
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    Faerie's Aire and Death Waltz 'verse ficlet: Patrick knows Pete can be good, but that doesn't mean he can't use a little help.

    Series
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    English
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    2,372
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    2881
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    Scenes from the life of Tricia Stump, geeky rock star.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    20
    Hits:
    764
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    Take the most self-conscious, body-conscious, generally shy guy ever. Make him want to wear pretty undies and be looked at and told he was pretty, even as he believed down to his bones nobody would ever do that for him.

    Well, obviously he was mistaken. Lucky Pete, that all he had to do was show Patrick how wrong he was.

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    English
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    8,648
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    240
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    5345
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    This time, when they come home from tour, Patrick sticks around.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    250
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    1839
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    From a tumblr prompt: “my best friend got turned into a frog and now i’m being the best wingman ever by carrying them around to bars and getting hot people to kiss them in hopes of hooking them up with their true love” AU

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,166
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    110
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    704
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    Pete is a coot, Patrick is a nightingale.

    This is the only love story you will ever read that features the phrase "corkscrew penises". If you're lucky.

    Language:
    English
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    4,831
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1513
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    AU where they're high school teachers. Pete teaches Civics and coaches soccer, Patrick teaches music and jumps to conclusions, and Principal Way does bonding exercises.

    Language:
    English
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    1,919
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    156
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1468
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    "It's for a video," Pete told Patrick earlier, and he wasn't lying. Much.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    978
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1697
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    Travie's a tease, but Pete's not about to let his lead singer stay frustrated. Whether Patrick agrees with Pete on this remains to be seen.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,492
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    178
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2761
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    In his interviews, Pete Wentz likes to joke about the soulmark. He went on a talk show once with his right wrist bared to show a temporary Care Bear tattoo. There was kind of a media uproar about it, which is the only reason Patrick knows this—he doesn't even follow media for musicians he likes. He's not going to do it for a pop-punk teen heartthrob who sold his soul to MTV.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,272
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    1621
    Bookmarks:
    283
    Hits:
    14117
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    “Oh, honey,” Jamia says. “You think I don’t know you? You’re like a puppy, you need someone to play with you or you start chewing the furniture and peeing on everything.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    175
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    1784
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    In Andy’s opinion, walking into the studio as soon as he felt the urge to plant a kiss on Patrick’s neck and doing just that serves as a decent declaration of intent.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    320
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    442
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    After the fifth shot, Pete crows, “Dare!” He all but throws himself in Patrick’s lap. “I dare you to accept your very first kiss.” (Or: Never play party games with Pete Wentz.)

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,767
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    223
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2611
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    Stiles squirms. “Like, they have the whole narcotic bite thing? And I kind of like having things in my mouth but people are wusses and it’s like, No, Stiles, it hurts, No, Stiles, I need to retain the use of my fingers, and at some point I started fantasizing about biting that made whoever just melt and let me—”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,200
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    568
    Bookmarks:
    64
    Hits:
    5620
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    Five Dickings in Five Days was the (hopefully interim) title he’d seen on the contract. More like five days of dickings. Whatever, Stiles was into it. The money is great; the fucking is also great. It’s a win-win way to pay for college.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,845
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    142
    Kudos:
    4011
    Bookmarks:
    856
    Hits:
    107910
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    Now Patrick takes his time in the shower, letting himself settle back into his skin before Pete takes him right out of it again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,318
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    92
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    2725

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